Smat

Adjective used to describe someone of marked intelligence who lives in the North East United States.

Me and my buddy Mike took a history test on the Boston Tea Party. I got a 75% and he got a 93%. He's wicked smat.

by Jordan February 23, 2005

warnica

pathetic piece of shit that breathes heavily like darth vader and should die of cancer from smoking cigarettes.

kill warnica. kill warnica

by jordan December 05, 2003

Fribble

Something Ms. Christian says when shes angered. Maybe its suppose to mean fuck in her world but you never know...
Also known as Fribble dibble

Oh fribble i forgot about the test!

by Jordan May 16, 2004

asoue

"A Series of Unfortunate Events." The most nefarious book series in the world. All hail Lemony Snicket.

She read ASOUE ten times.

by Jordan February 15, 2004

cunniligus

this word does not exist... the proper term is cunnilingus

this guy has probably never engaged in cunnilingus

by Jordan June 15, 2004

bobby dazzler

A fart that is raspy and tickles the anus when released.

"My dear, that was a bobby dazzler of a fart."
OR
"Wow, that was a wet bobby dazzler!"

by Jordan January 04, 2004

mammalaya

a hearty stew consisting of the taxonomy mammailia stuffed, filled, basted, and ingested and filtered throught the digestive track of a whale (preferabbly sperm).

that's some chyaunt ass mammalaya

by Jordan January 20, 2004