JorDAN's definitions

fixin

Most often used in the phrase "fixin' to" meaning: about to, getting ready to.

Very common in Southern states such as Texas.

I'm fixin' to write my paper.
I'm fixin' to go to the dance.

by Jordan December 2, 2003

steam loaf

It's when you shit in a pan, then put it in the stove to cook, then you munch out on it.

Drew's mom cooked a steam loaf for supper and his family loved it.

by Jordan February 9, 2005

311

As a former Klansman, I can confirm that the definition of 311 below is indeed correct!

The eleventh letter of the alphabet is the letter "K"; thus 3 times 11 equals "KKK," or Ku Klux Klan. 311 is sometimes used as a greeting to demonstrate membership in the KKK or simply sympathy with the Klan and its ideology.

There is also a popular rock band with the name "311" which is not at all hate-oriented, completely different meaning.

This is not bullshit, 311 is also used by KKK members!

Great band too, not in any way affiliated with the Ku Klux Klan or any other racist groups.

by Jordan July 3, 2006

joan baez

The best most brilliant and most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth. She is an amazing musician and has the best politics in the publicized world. She has the voice of an angel, the heart of I don't know, but someone really really really good, and man she is fucking gorgeous.

Man, that Joan Baez is one awesome lady, we should all listen to her- both her music and her thoughts on life, we can sure learn a lot from her!

by jordan March 17, 2004

alberkerque snoodle

un like in a snoodle where 2 men rub their genatles together 2 women do it instead

between 2 homosexual women

by Jordan June 1, 2003

playstation2

Apparently, an excuse for homophobia, sniping and petty bickering...

2 is for twice the insults, with the new Sony playstation2. Incidentally, we can't be bothered to press shift or spacebar - it's PlayStation 2, by the way.

by Jordan February 15, 2004

invictuz

A pathetic fatass who sits on his computer all day eating burger king and trying to tell himself to ignore all the fat comments her receives. He one day hopes to control the burger king empire, so he doed not have to pay for the 30 burgers he eats a day. One day he is to realize he has no friends and will commit suicide.

invic is one fat motha fucka

by jordan December 12, 2004