Jono's definitions

schmata

Variation: 'schmat', a bit of old cloth used for general cleaning duties.
Origin: Yiddish.

Pass me that schmat to wipe the sink, will you?

by Jono March 27, 2005

bop

Verb: to poo/shit/crap
Noun: a turd/length of poo
Typically used by young children.
Origins: Yiddish/Polish/Eastern European.
See also pip and prunch.

Hurry up in there, I need to bop.

by Jono March 27, 2005

ringstinger

clasping ur hands together liek u are praying and jamiing them up a ass crack. prevents person from sitting for a week

i just gave him a mean ringstinger

by jono September 7, 2003

schlep

A long and tiresome walk.
Origin: Yiddish.

It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.

by Jono March 27, 2005

design-wanker

A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer

Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.

by Jono February 16, 2005

pip

To urinate. The act of urination. Typically used by young children.
Origins: Yiddish/Polish/Eastern European.
See also bop.

I need to pip. Where is the toilet?

by Jono March 27, 2005

chupacabra

The La chupacabra is the most verousous goat sucker. He hunts his pray with devil eyes, and once has ahold of theme, sucks any trace of the goats blood..

This goat has no body fluids, the la chupacabra is near...

by Jono April 11, 2005