funeral for a friend

A band for girls who want to pretend they are some kind of rock chick.
Reknowned for looking like dorks, I am ashamed to live in the country next to theirs.
Welsh people across the nation have been crying themselves to sleep at night for one of the following reasons:
1)They are ashamed that this band are from their nation
2)They like this band and are emo-kiddies whose lifes are so hard and unbearable.
"Hey my life is so hard so I went and bought this FFAF CD."
"Whys your life hard?"
"I have an ex-girlfriend."
"Oh jee that is a shame man... hey but at least you can create an emo band now."
by Jonny January 05, 2005
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nargis

A hot and incredibly cool chick.
by Jonny July 30, 2003
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bulkus

Someone who was generally bullied throughout his life and probably has never gotten pussy. The bulkus is a creature of large fatty-tissued dimensions. However, inspite of this fact he has managed to gain a lot of muscular size. Although generally the bulkus would not survive in teh world of bodybuilding due to the requirements of low bodyfat.
The bulkus glanced at a picture of a lean bodybuilder and laughed to himself "HAH! Look at that skinny kid!" and continued to eat his happy meal
by Jonny February 17, 2004
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confusterated

(adj.)state of being both confuzzled and frusterated.
This test is confusterating me!
by jonny December 03, 2002
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freakish creatures from below the ground. They came here 1000000 years ago to feed on shrooms!
OMG! its a microsubterranianegyptianseamonkey!
by jonny December 03, 2002
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Pain Schmain

The jewish way of saying "hurting"
Mostletoff!! Fuck that Pain schmain
by Jonny December 29, 2004
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mashoogina

when a jewish old lady is mad at you and thinks you look weird she calls you that.
"Oy, what do you think i am a mashoogina"
by jonny October 03, 2004
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