Definitions by JonathanChance

Humpty Dump 

Nickname Given to the Metrodome, the major sports venue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

We're the Minnesota Vikings and we're just a pile of junk, we play in a dome they call the Humpty-Dump.

Humpty Dump by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

DINO 

Acronym for Democrat In Name Only. Refers to people affiliated with the DemoCratic Party who act like Republicans.

Joe Leiberman, what a fucking DINO!

DINO by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

The Sacred Cow 

Name given to the first aircraft used to regularly transport The President of The United States, a C-54 Skymaster. This Aircraft was the forerunner of Air Force One.

The Sacred Cow by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

stinger 

Nickname given to the AC-119 Gunship, a Vietnam-Era cargo aircraft fitted with Machine guns and cannons firing out of the side. The Stinger would fly a circular pattern around the target and open up on the target, turning the enemy into mincemeat.

stinger by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Fort 

Nickname given to the B-17 Flying Fortress, an American WWII heavy bomber.

Six wings of Forts just departed on a mission to bomb the fuck out of Leipzig.

Fort by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Vultee Vibrator 

Nickname given by WWII pilots-in-training to the Vultee BT-13 Valiant. This particular aircraft had a tendancy to vibrate a lot during flight, hence the nickname.

Vultee Vibrator by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Wooden Wonder

Nickname given to the deHavilland Mosquito, a British Fighter-Bomber used during World War Two. This aircraft was known for its lightweight all-wood construction, its speed and its ability to take damage.

"Oi, The Wooden Wonder t'wernt a better attack plane in the King's Air force and dat's a fact."

Wooden Wonder by JonathanChance September 30, 2003