JonathanChance's definitions

Humpty Dump

Nickname Given to the Metrodome, the major sports venue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

We're the Minnesota Vikings and we're just a pile of junk, we play in a dome they call the Humpty-Dump.

by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

DINO

Acronym for Democrat In Name Only. Refers to people affiliated with the DemoCratic Party who act like Republicans.

Joe Leiberman, what a fucking DINO!

by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

stinger

Nickname given to the AC-119 Gunship, a Vietnam-Era cargo aircraft fitted with Machine guns and cannons firing out of the side. The Stinger would fly a circular pattern around the target and open up on the target, turning the enemy into mincemeat.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

The Sacred Cow

Name given to the first aircraft used to regularly transport The President of The United States, a C-54 Skymaster. This Aircraft was the forerunner of Air Force One.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Wooden Wonder

Nickname given to the deHavilland Mosquito, a British Fighter-Bomber used during World War Two. This aircraft was known for its lightweight all-wood construction, its speed and its ability to take damage.

"Oi, The Wooden Wonder t'wernt a better attack plane in the King's Air force and dat's a fact."

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Fort

Nickname given to the B-17 Flying Fortress, an American WWII heavy bomber.

Six wings of Forts just departed on a mission to bomb the fuck out of Leipzig.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Lanc

Nickname given to the Avro Lancaster, a British WWII heavy bomber.

Lancs were dispatched to sink the Battleship Tirpitz.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003