analsex

The act of putting your penis up someone else's ass for sexual pleasure.

The guy got home and knew he needed to make love, he reached over and rubbered up his partner. Loads of lube was used and they had wild and passionate analsex.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

anal retentive

A term used to refer to a person who feels a need to be in control of all aspects of his or her surroundings. Or, in other words, an anal retentive person "can't let go of shit."

My anal retentive parents won't let me leave the house without leaving them with an address, name, and phone number for my destination.

by Jonathan May 09, 2004

Coldi

Adjective: A cold enviornment or object.

It is "Coldi" out here. That drink is "Coldi."

by Jonathan December 01, 2003

Vaggot

A maggot that is eating the decayed remains of a female human vagina.

a.She had a yeast infection so bad, you could have sword there were vaggots eating that shit.
b. As I walked into the room I could only smell the cold stale stench of vaggot ridden vagina

by Jonathan December 14, 2004

scrud

A girl that looks good from far away, but when up close looks really ugly.

whoa did you see that chick right now, what a scrud.

by Jonathan July 01, 2003

Keano

To physically hurt someone. To fuck someone up. Origin: Roy Keane one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.

Yo i keano'd that dude at the bar when he started dissin' me.

by Jonathan May 28, 2004

weiner show

Exposing the weiner in public.
Sex
Foreplay
A way of getting someones attention

Jon did the weiner show at Mickeys last weekend.

"Hey sweetcakes, can I have the weiner show now?"

by jonathan March 07, 2005