Jon's definitions

bitch shield

The emotional barrier a chick puts up when you hit on her. Like when she is by herslelf at the club.

Persistance breaks the bitch shield.

by Jon May 13, 2005

The Simpsons

a television show on fox that USED to be funny, about 7 years ago. this is a show that is way past its prime and needs to be cancelled immediately if any simpsons fans are going to have any fond memories of the show, instead of being force fed the current crap every sunday at 8:00pm.

the simpsons suck now

by Jon January 16, 2004

MMORPG rpg games

These gaames are fun to play as long as u dont play all day! and fuck all u otha people who say they are for people who have no life,im sure u people play games to, maybe no RPG games but otha ones i guss u dont have a life ether huh!

No examples for u to read

by Jon April 21, 2004

resphidiouso

a resphidiouso is someone with the last name curtis and is pro at just about everything they do. this person is more pro than any of the other pros though so he can not be fucked with. often times this person drives a blue 88 dodge caravan.

damn that bitch is such a resphidiouso

by jon April 8, 2004

notter

celine hanton

celine hanton 2

by jon January 7, 2004

Freedom Fried

The state of US democracy after four more years of bush.

Civil liberties were freedom fried by the latest Ashcroft bill.

by jon January 18, 2004

coozie

A beer holder that keeps your beer cold. An insulated wrap that holds a can of beer. Usually made of Neophrene or styrophome
(Must be a Southern term)

Do you havw a coozie for my beer?

by jon December 11, 2003