Jon's definitions

freedom fries

A large sculpture on Staten Island that Americans will surely erect to reflect their true hatred of the principles of a free society.

Mommy, what does the "Freedom" in "Freedom Fries" mean?

by jon January 18, 2004

turk

Slang for a person from the Welsh town of Llanelli.

Came from the fact that many Turkish people used to turn up in Llanelli and some married into the locals.

Usually refers to supporters of Llanelli Rugby Football Club, or Llanelli Scarlets regional rugby team.

"The bloody Turks won again!"

by Jon May 15, 2004

hajida

a drug, in the shape of a cube, that u put in your ear.

"daWG, u got some hajida, i need a fix"

by jon February 1, 2004

dwatle

To probe using ones finger

I had to dwatle my ass for some corn

by jon March 11, 2005

Wrestling Hater

One who hates wrestling. One who can only say that "it's gay" or "for faggots". A person who also tells wrestling fans that it's fake, thinking that the wrestling fan is too stupid to know. They think that the WWE superstars are not actual athletes. It really doesn't require any athleticism to do a moonsault off of the top rope ONTO someone. It doesn't really hurt at all. They're wrong.

Wrestling Hater: Wrestling is a fucking gay sport. OMG they leik 2 touch eachohter lol and ther n theyr ndrware. itz faggot sprts lmao.

Wrestling fan I'd like to see YOU in the wrestling ring against people like Chris Benoit or The Undertaker

Wrestling Hater: may-b i will gosh, lol lol!

by Jon January 19, 2005

porn whore

one who will do anything for porn

one who is addicted to porn

j00 = p0rn whore

by jon October 28, 2002

computer-nerd

often refering to some guy that MIGHT wear glasses but usual is HOT AND SEXY (like me)

i want i piece of that nerd;)

by Jon February 11, 2003