Jon's definitions

Zoso

a great name for a dog.

like in : ruff ruff im zoso j. puppers.

by jon March 21, 2004

Amshack

a small temporary-looking Amtrak train station resembling a bus shelter or shack, usually replacing a larger, older more opulent station. A symbol of the decline of passenger rail in the United States.

The amshack station replaced the larger station next door built at the height of rail travel.

by Jon November 8, 2003

mxslicer

Someone who is unable to comprehend the slightest facts because he has a heavy "de-liberalizer" filter on his monitor.

Blindly worships anything conservative and republican, and uses ah homenien attacks to defend himself.

Jon: So I'm not happy with the current government.
MxSlicer: Shut up your P**** FA*
Another Conservative: Shup Up Mxslicer, your making your party look bad.

by Jon April 17, 2005

Ghettolicious

Jon's word meaning either:
1. Someone consisting of extreme ghettoness

2. Jon

3. A sexy ass ahahah lol

4. A really hot chick

5. A sex term haahh

1. Paris Hilton is Ghettolicious.

2. They had Ghettolicious Sex.

by Jon April 2, 2005

vaginal pancake

semen saturated floppy twat

smells like your sister is making vaginal pancakes in the bathroom.

by jon September 10, 2003

Gooch

The part between your asshole and your balls.

The section below your balls thats all hairy

by Jon March 18, 2003

Internet

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

by Jon May 13, 2005