36 definitions by Jon Himself

homoriffic

An act that is overflowing with homosexual and or retarded overtones

Dude, he's listening to Def Lepard, how homoriffic is that?

by Jon Himself August 1, 2003

I'm stuck working overtime, all in all, its a big pumpkinfuck

by Jon Himself March 27, 2003

the bathroom, a place where a man. ( or lesbian,) can really get some thinking done

You ain't seeing him for a few hours, he took 3 issues of "tight magazine" to the shit chamber.

by Jon Himself July 1, 2003

the nasty ass residue that is found inside your socks after many-many days without bathing, or changing your socks

Dude, I'm rolling a joint here, watch the toe crackers!!!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Having something very important in your back pocket, or at your disposal

Yeah, keep talking shit, I got the ace of spadez, im getting ready to throw down

by Jon Himself March 27, 2003

Something of homosexual tendencies, or a hetero person known to display some homosexual tendencies

You gaybee, stop staring at my dads ball cleavage

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

Normally displayed when a Male is wearing short- shorts, devoid of underwear, and his genitalia proceeds to sneak through the leg holes

I was out doing some yardwork, it was hotter than hell, my ball cleavage was definitely showing

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003