Johnson's definitions

thunder

A soundwave caused by lightning rapidly heating the air and exploding.

Fred heard thunder and said, "whooaooaoaoaoo you lose"

by JOHNSON October 30, 2003

Scrimmy

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".

"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."

by johnson December 19, 2003

Qatar

A generally small bich pretty wealthy country on the northern side of Saudi Arabia. It is not oil rich but makes most of its income in Military Base uses. Many countries use its bases due to strategic location such as the US, UK, Poland, and even its own army.
Capital: Doha

No one on the news pronounces Qatar correctly.

by JOHNSON November 10, 2003

angry serbian

a person who has lived or lives in serbia who becomes fairly disconcerted at certain things, usually regarding insulting his country by saying they play soccer with cans

boy: watch out! there's an angry serbian
angry serbian: cigla u glavu

by johnson October 15, 2003

Leroy Brown

1. n/v(depends on usage) When u have eaten many a fast food burrito, or any food that gives u the mad floobs, or anything that makes u take an uber chinchilla(one submitted my Pace the all knowing), and u kno u have some massive browness building up in ur colon so u run to the bathroom. When u get there, u find the door is locked, so u bust it down, only to find someone else taking a dump. So u sit on his/her head and consume his body through your anus. After this, u take a dump w/ includes ur fast food burritos and the perosn u comsumed analy. At this point, ur friend looks like a black dude from being in ur colon and all, so u call this shit a 'Leroy Brown'.
2. n My black fried from school. Good guy.
3. n To take a shit to massive, u are able to take it out of the toilet and form a black dude from the poop. This black dude poop sculpture is known as a Leroy Brown

1. Holy shit dude i just fuckin Leroy Browned Johnny.

2. Hey Leroy, whats up man.

3. Dude check this Leroy Brown i just made! INSANE!

by johnson September 3, 2004

Predators

The Best hockey team.

The Nashville Predators are doing good this year.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

weber

famous mountain man of the west

Buy me a burrito, Weber!

by Johnson April 5, 2005