Johnnyk's definitions

kula

Belonging to the class of coolness higher than normal.

He is Kula than anybody else I know.

by Johnnyk September 12, 2014

Sprockle

A small woodland creature, about the size of the common ferret, that looks like it was born inside out.

-Look mummy, that squirrel is all pink!
-That's not a squirrel dear, its a sprockle. Please don't poke it.

by JohnnyK January 4, 2004

arunk

A state beyond drunkeness, the level above brunk.

Well, I was def a little drunk after those pints, then the rails, the chron, and that x pill have taken me right up to arunk.

by JohnnyK October 10, 2005

jib dick

when your penis becomes impotent temporarily. usually from use of amphetamines.

"u smoke any more of that bitch and ur gonna get some wicked jib dick"

by johnnyk April 27, 2005

gunt slap

when a women with a "gunt" uses it to slap you, usually after a poor performance in the bedroom

"i had sum jib dick last night, so my old woman gunt slapped me"

by JohnnyK April 20, 2005

scrot slap

when you use your god given scrotum to slap someone

"...and after were done fuckin imma scrot slap that slut in the back of the throat."

by johnnyk March 13, 2005