Rufous

Often used to describe a person, object or action which would otherwise be considered "cool" "rad" or "jammin'"

"Yo dawg, your grandmother looks rufous in those leg warmers."

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac July 26, 2004

swim

Someone Who Isn't Me. Most people use this abbreviation when telling some story about them doing something unsavoury, to avoid reprimand.

1337_R0xor: Last week Swim got wasted and burned down a bus shelter!!!!1

T3h_N00b: 1337!!!11

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac December 04, 2004

going postal

Basicly, "going postal" is pulling a uzi, assault rifle or most any other firearm out from under your jacket and going nuts. That is, wasting anyone and anything you see, and then probably yourself. A bit like going apeshit.

Jim had left another burning paper bag of crap on John's doorstep, so John retaliated by going postal on his ass.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac August 19, 2004

Safe Hands

Declared when gropeage takes place. If the gropee (person being groped) is too shy to deter the groper, others can intervene with cries of "SAFE HANDS!!11!" to save the gropee from gropeage.

*Bowen grabs Amy around the thighs, slowly slipping his hands up towards her beltline*
Amy: Oo-er *concerned look*
Fabio: SAFE HANDS BOWEN, 5AF3 HANDZ!11!
Bowen: Damn, pwned. Again.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac July 24, 2005

dead arm

When you get hit really hard at the base of your arm and the whole thing goes numb.
Also an amusing game which basically involves a sucker punch in an attempt to kill the other person's arm. Success is met with much hilarity among tards, and wild exclamations of "dead arm".

liek omg dood, my arm is teh dead!


1. . 2. . 3. . *THWACK* HAHAHAHAHA DEAD ARM DEAD ARM AHHAHAHAHA

by Johnny the Homicidal Maniac April 13, 2005

jk

Just kidding. Used at the end of a sentence to make it completely void, therefore contributing nothing to the conversation and wasting everyone's time.
Therefore used mainly by n00bs and tards.

Tard:I hate your country, I hate your culture, and I hate your FACE! jk
Someone else: stfu

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac November 07, 2005

inactivist

One who half-heartedly supports a cause without actually doing anything, by signing the occasional online petition or putting a banner on their myspace.
Usually emos or 16 year old girls.

The majority of people who subscribe to PETA are inactivists.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac March 20, 2007