Definitions by Johnny Sportcoat

Widowmaker 

A triple cheeseburger, with or without bacon. Usually found at fast-food restaurants.

Gimme a Widowmaker Combo with large fries and a Brown Bomb.

Widowmaker by Johnny Sportcoat April 10, 2021

Brown Bomb 

A tantalizing mixture of Regular Cola, Cherry Cola, Dr. Pepper and Root Beer. Best prepared using modern push-button multi-drink machines. Diet/0-calorie versions are usually, but not always, preferred. Often accompanied by a Widowmaker (triple cheeseburger, w/ or w/o bacon).

When ah’m hungry as a ba’r, nothin’ hits the spot like a Widowmaker, large fries ‘n’ a Brown Bomb.

Brown Bomb by Johnny Sportcoat April 10, 2021

Recoffee 

verb, to add a spoonful of fresh coffee grounds and a cup of hot water over already-brewed grounds in a coffeemaker after the fresh coffee has run out. Often a subterfuge to avoid brewng a new pot of coffee.

Finding her third cup of coffee bitter, Marsha suspected that John had recoffeed without her knowledge.

Recoffee by Johnny Sportcoat March 2, 2017

Vulvo 

Noun; An automobile that only a woman would buy or be seen driving. Typically an inexpensive, 4-cylinder, 5-door hatchback with top ratings for gasoline mileage, safety and reliability.

Peeved by her husband's purchase of a Dodge Hemi Challenger, Helen immediately purchased a Vulvo for her own personal use.

Vulvo by Johnny Sportcoat January 25, 2017

semenship 

A male's ability to charm and seduce females of all races, colors, creeds and places of national origin.

Brad's skillful semenship was the envy of all his friends who couldn't get dates for New Years Eve

semenship by Johnny Sportcoat September 2, 2015