Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

(_!_)

The international emoticon for an ass.

Often used when a profanity filter forbids the use of 'ass'.

Further still, it is used by the chatroom rejects who don't realize you can say ass on most instant messaging systems, message boards, etc.

Sxygrl4U69: OMG JHONY UR SOOOOOOOOO LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 U CAN KIS MA (_!_)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Johnny Rocketfingers: Can somebody get this girl a helmet?

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 29, 2003

an

A word the average chat room reject has no idea how to use.

Fuckwit123: jhonny ur a ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: Please refrain from using 43 exclaimation marks to end your sentences. It makes you look like an idiot.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 17, 2003

T-3

The short form of Terminator 3.

Man, T-3 rocks my socks!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 21, 2003

Abyss of Lost Consoles

The place where you will find the Virtual Boy, Sega 32X, Sega Saturn, Dreamcast, and all the other "failure" systems.

Well, at least I found a cable for my Virtual Boy in the Abyss of Lost Consoles.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

Cheast

A poorly spelled version of cheats or possible chest.

Ricket: "Atreyu Jacobison, Bang, and BiG G have all written "cheast" in their definitions of Nilla, sexy man cheast, and rinx, respectively."

Cheddar: "What can I say? People are stupid."

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

Filthy, dirty, disgusting, bottom feeding, trash bag, ho

An insult created by wrestling personality, Chris Jericho.

"STFU RICKET UR A FILTHY DIRTY DESGESTIN BOTOMFEEDIN TRASHBAG HO!!!!!111111"

"Wow, I'd be insulted if you weren't quoting a burnt out wrestler."

by Johnny Rocketfingers April 4, 2004

asl

Easily the most annoying newbian acronym. Used by one lazy mother fucker that can't type out "Hey, what's your age, sex and location?"

Generic_moron123: HEY!!!!!!!!!1111 ASL??!??!?!?!1111

Johnny: ATTENTION FUCKTARD: Step away from the computer!

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 6, 2003