Skittle Shower

It was when you eat too much Chinese food and can barely make it to the bathroom and your ass explodes with sweet and sour colored diarrhea!!! It's a mess!!!

As soon as I finished my third plate of Chinese food at the buffet, I did a Carl Lewis to the bathroom and released a skittle shower all over the toilet!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 07, 2011

Cunt Cyclops

A butt ugly woman with one eye that is the epitome of a cunt.

Look at that ugly, thoughtless bitch. That there is a true "Cunt Cyclops"!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 07, 2011

Eskimo Digging

Plowing some dirty butt cheeks!!!

After my girlfriend was done eating a bowl chili, I bent her over and went "Eskimo Digging"!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 07, 2011

Snapping Twig

A man doing the duty of jerking off, ripping cord, shaking hands with the sheriff, etc.

My woman was out of town, so I went in the bathroom and began "Snapping Twig" as a substitue!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 07, 2011

Glazed Donut

When you wake up before she does with a hard on and you jerk off on her face. Then, when she wakes up, her eyes are glued shut.

I wanted to get some pussy but she wasn't awake. So, I went ahead and ripped cord on her face, ultimately giving her a "Glazed Donut"!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 07, 2011