Debtennial

An individual born between 1981 and 1996 who struggles every month to repay a soul-crushing amount of student loans.

Steve became a true debtennial when he decided to pay his monthly student loan obligation before paying his rent.

by Johnny Donut May 29, 2019

bi-lifer

A righteous and intellectually conflicted individual who identifies as both pro-life and anti-mask.

Donald would be considered a bi-lifer after not wearing a mask at the crowded anti-abortion rally during a pandemic.

by Johnny Donut September 26, 2020

boltness

A powerful well-placed individual who witnesses crimes being committed and refuses to testify because they want to write a book about those crimes later for personal profit.

John was considered a boltness when he refused to testify at the impeachment hearings.

by Johnny Donut June 17, 2020

Adoctorford

To put forth or reveal personal experiences, usually to one’s own detriment, in order to serve the larger good.

Christine was asked to adoctorford the events from that hot summer night in eighty two.

by Johnny Donut October 01, 2018

Jew Gypsue

The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.

Arron used his Jew Gypsue skills to get a great price on our vacation to Israel.

by Johnny Donut January 27, 2019

Maganificent

Unimpressive and unimposing. The exact opposite of magnificent.

The current administration had a maganificent first two years running the country.

by Johnny Donut January 23, 2019

Bah Hallow Humbug

An exclamation conveying a strong hatred of people and activities associated with Halloween.

The old scary man on the block would scream, “Bah Hallow Humbug!!” at children attempting to trick or treat at his house.

by Johnny Donut October 31, 2019