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When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.
Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010
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Jane: How about, no!
Elly: yes, lets watch it now!
Jane: Heck no, that show is so terrible that it makes The Cosby Show seem incredibly funny.
Jane: How about, no!
Elly: yes, lets watch it now!
Jane: Heck no, that show is so terrible that it makes The Cosby Show seem incredibly funny.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
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DOOM: Suspended by the throat, The Rising Tide
Ruination:Butchering the enlightened
Genesis:The divine falsehood
Though hated by many people alike "scene kids" because Job For A Cowboy or any bands alike would crush listening to Forever The Sickest Kids any day.
DOOM: Suspended by the throat, The Rising Tide
Ruination:Butchering the enlightened
Genesis:The divine falsehood
Though hated by many people alike "scene kids" because Job For A Cowboy or any bands alike would crush listening to Forever The Sickest Kids any day.
1. When you go to a Job For A Cowboy show, make sure to bring an extra shirt, most likely you will get blood on you.
2. Thankfully I didn't have to take my sister to that Owl City concert, I couldn't bare terrible music, and on top of that all the little scene kids standing there texting.
3. Job For A Cowboy and Annotations Of An Autopsy " another great band" touring together was massive!
2. Thankfully I didn't have to take my sister to that Owl City concert, I couldn't bare terrible music, and on top of that all the little scene kids standing there texting.
3. Job For A Cowboy and Annotations Of An Autopsy " another great band" touring together was massive!
by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010
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Kevin: You know our motto , W.T.F.
David: What the f***?
Kevin: No, We Think Fast, so we are always ahead of the game!
Kevin: You know our motto , W.T.F.
David: What the f***?
Kevin: No, We Think Fast, so we are always ahead of the game!
by Johnny Davison March 20, 2010
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Frank: I know man, I really Fux'd up.
Rick: you know she's no good for you.
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Dad: Go grab my hammer boy.
Son: Okay.... * falls off the house*
Dad: How the heck did you manage to break your leg?
Son: I fux'd up dad, I should have walked across the roof instead I ran.
Frank: I know man, I really Fux'd up.
Rick: you know she's no good for you.
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Dad: Go grab my hammer boy.
Son: Okay.... * falls off the house*
Dad: How the heck did you manage to break your leg?
Son: I fux'd up dad, I should have walked across the roof instead I ran.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
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Introduced year 1982.
The first Camaro with factory fuel injection.
Introduced year 1982.
The first Camaro with factory fuel injection.
1. Have you seen john's bright red I-roc? It's the most beautiful creation man has givin us.
2. Screw coffee, the purr of my I-roc wakes me up in the morning.
3. John's favorite car is a bright red Camaro I-roc Z with T tops
2. Screw coffee, the purr of my I-roc wakes me up in the morning.
3. John's favorite car is a bright red Camaro I-roc Z with T tops
by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010
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Alexis: I purchased my new car today, take a look!
James: You should name it Mogley..
Alexis: Why?
James: Just look at it, it's a giant rust bucket on wheels!
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Dave: You look a bit Mogley this morning.
Steven: I had about two hours of sleep!
Dave: That explains those baggy eyes and your scraggly hair.
James: You should name it Mogley..
Alexis: Why?
James: Just look at it, it's a giant rust bucket on wheels!
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Dave: You look a bit Mogley this morning.
Steven: I had about two hours of sleep!
Dave: That explains those baggy eyes and your scraggly hair.
by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
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