Johnny Davison's definitions
When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.
Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010
Get the Assphyxiatedmug. 1. Mother and father took some bad acid last night.
Now my parents are forever trippin.
2. Bobby ate a how bunch of stamps, too bad that she didn't know that it was bad acid, and is now going to be permatrippin.
3. Dad has been acting so strange, i'd hate to tell mom he ate little Timmy's stash of LSD, and that he will never be the same again, o'well the jokes on her!
Now my parents are forever trippin.
2. Bobby ate a how bunch of stamps, too bad that she didn't know that it was bad acid, and is now going to be permatrippin.
3. Dad has been acting so strange, i'd hate to tell mom he ate little Timmy's stash of LSD, and that he will never be the same again, o'well the jokes on her!
by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010
Get the Permatripmug. Elly: Lets watch The Office UK!
Jane: How about, no!
Elly: yes, lets watch it now!
Jane: Heck no, that show is so terrible that it makes The Cosby Show seem incredibly funny.
Jane: How about, no!
Elly: yes, lets watch it now!
Jane: Heck no, that show is so terrible that it makes The Cosby Show seem incredibly funny.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
Get the The Office UKmug. John: You look so fat in that dress go change!
Jamie: but babe! *frowns and crys*
John: I'm just yanking your chain
Jamie: oh, whats that mean?
John: Im just joking!
Jamie: but babe! *frowns and crys*
John: I'm just yanking your chain
Jamie: oh, whats that mean?
John: Im just joking!
by Johnny Davison March 13, 2010
Get the Yanking your chainmug. Getting overworked or stressed over something.
Being angry or upset with someone.
Going out of ones mind.
Being angry or upset with someone.
Going out of ones mind.
Jamie: Let's sneak out to see Mark tonight.
Aubrey: Heck no, mom would be flipping tits!
Jamie: yeah so what?
Aubrey: You know how mom gets when she flips a tit, all crazy, and what not.
Jamie: Mother is always Flipping Tits about little things.
Aubrey: That's because you never listen to her, always making her upset.
Aubrey: Heck no, mom would be flipping tits!
Jamie: yeah so what?
Aubrey: You know how mom gets when she flips a tit, all crazy, and what not.
Jamie: Mother is always Flipping Tits about little things.
Aubrey: That's because you never listen to her, always making her upset.
by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
Get the Flipping Titsmug. Benadryl or Diphenhydramine HCL is an antihistamine used to treat allergies, and sometimes used for a sleep aid.
David: Mom, I really can't sleep right now.
Mom: to bad, take a Benadryl to help you go to sleep.
David: Do you mean Diphenhydramine?
Mom: Same thing..
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Jermaine: My allergies are flaring up again
Dad: Take your medicine
Jermaine: My benadryl?
Dad: yes, the Diphenhydramine tablet.
Mom: to bad, take a Benadryl to help you go to sleep.
David: Do you mean Diphenhydramine?
Mom: Same thing..
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Jermaine: My allergies are flaring up again
Dad: Take your medicine
Jermaine: My benadryl?
Dad: yes, the Diphenhydramine tablet.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
Get the Diphenhydraminemug. by Johnny Davison March 20, 2010
Get the Fishy Kissymug.