Johnny 's definitions

LPK

These bitches are notorious. They be popping niggas from left to right. Like ohhh shit.

Oh shit, its LPK. They gon shoot at us and rape us! AHH SOMEBODY HELP

by Johnny January 6, 2004

Providence

The capital of Rhode Island. Kind of like the illegitimate lovechild of Boston, LA, and the Soviet Union.

Bad part of town: Southside

Person A: I'm from Providence.

Person B: Oh, really? *clutches wallet*

by Johnny December 2, 2004

gwarfing

the act of swearing with meaning or consistantly with calm purpose

"That mother fucking piece of shit." (gwarfing)
"Well fucking calm the fuck down, everything will be ok ass." (gwarfing)

by johnny February 25, 2004

roggeman

Crazy bitch who be mad crazy for asian dudes. Anyone who wants to have babies with an asian dude.

Man, that girl is a roggeman.

by johnny April 21, 2003

diamondface

Diamond means to sprizz

omg i just got diamond on my face!

by Johnny January 21, 2005

Reaps

Very Powerful Figure in Todays society, Respected by millions, Praised by many more. A Master of all Skills Known to Man, and a funny guy :)

I wish i was as good as Reaps

by Johnny July 23, 2003

pussywhomp

originating in Bellville Texas by Johnny Woehst, "pussywhomp" was a term used to describe emokids. It can also be used to describe anything else that retains the qualitys of a person that is both a pussy and a whomp.

Russell: Damn John, what do you have against emokids?
John: They are a bunch of fuckin pussywhomps.

by Johnny March 15, 2005