Johnny 's definitions

ssssean

someone who loves to have sex with edwin oak, also loves to get stoned.

that ssssean kid loves the cock.

by Johnny January 30, 2005

bot

A program that performs actions in a chat room, e.g. kick people out when they use profanity.

I got booted by the bot!
Damn porn bots!
Kill the bot!

by Johnny May 19, 2003

dumpling

a very small and compact turd. Likely to have originated in the cheese producing valleys of Wisconsin during the the Clinton administration.

I tried to take a fat dump but could only squeeze out a dumpling.

by Johnny April 2, 2005

firm delicious

1. adj. meaning better than the best, originally used to describe eating an uncooked gas station burrito
2. the name of a band that existed between 2002-2004 in central Illinois

"Man, I saw the Quannum tour last weekend. That shit was the firm delicous!"

by Johnny April 22, 2004

ganges

The term ganges has it's roots in Dothan,AL. The term is one of many used in the place of 'marijuana'.

"Let's smoke some ganges."
"We're about out of ganges."
"So you're going to start selling ganges?"

by Johnny November 3, 2004

chick

Derogatory term used by males to describe females they can't have.

- That chick is hot!
+ I know, she's my girlfriend.

- Where da chicks at?
+ They left when you arrived.

- Is that your chick?
+ That? That's my sister, you pervert.

- I met this chick at the bar.
+ Did you give it to her?
- Not yet.

by Johnny May 19, 2003

Bdogg

the tightest-ass mofo in the entire fricking world.

Damn, you know Bdogg? He banged your mom and she loved.

by johnny December 19, 2003