Definitions by Johnny

shiotty 

Alternative / slang pronunciation of shitty

I had a shiotty time at my grandma's house last night.

shiotty by Johnny February 21, 2004

niyya

Nigga in censored form. Usually used on rap and hiphop radio stations by DJs and the songs they air which incessantly and repeatedly used the word nigga, like Power 106.

Yooz one dum niyya, biatch!

niyya by Johnny February 21, 2004

barted 

telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.

when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.

barted by johnny February 20, 2004

sperm burping cock pig 

2 cent hore that is so slutty that when she burps sperm is ejected from the mouth(usually pig sperm).

My good freind Steve Orr

sperm burping cock pig by Johnny February 13, 2004

butthole surfer 

girls who love backdoor attentions

"shes in love with a butthole surfer..."

butthole surfer by Johnny February 4, 2004

westchester 

To elaborate on what someone else here said, per capita income is $36,726. Median household income is $63,582 (middle to upper middle class, on average.)

Contrary to popular belief Westchester co is not that much wealthier than other suburbs; Nassau's county's PCI is $32,151 and household $72,030.

I don't feel like providing an example but urbandictionary now requires that I write one as I just did.

westchester by Johnny January 23, 2004

Bretto 

Rare, one of a kind fuckwit. Usually associated with homosexuality and strange indulgent activities with monkeys.

"Did you see Bretto on the news? He fucks monkeys..."

Bretto by Johnny January 12, 2004