Johnny 's definitions
1. hey bitch, fmif!
2. kobe bryant and countless other celebrities take advantage of their fmif status
2. kobe bryant and countless other celebrities take advantage of their fmif status
by Johnny November 21, 2004
Get the fmifmug. under the influence of a sedative drug.
and if you don't know what -sedative- means...
A drug having a soothing or calming effect.
and if you don't know what -sedative- means...
A drug having a soothing or calming effect.
by Johnny November 6, 2004
Get the sedatedmug. 
I love you Marinachka
by Johnny December 1, 2014
Get the marinachkamug. similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
by Johnny May 18, 2004
Get the Schlumpkinmug. A man with a hugely famous website that deals with the important issue of nonsense. He is Persian, which says a lot about how cool he is. Like all Persians, he lives in Beverly Hills and has ties to the mafia. He's known to run over people with his Jeep who talk smack. But other than that, he is a very funny guy.
by Johnny February 25, 2004
Get the rajuabjumug. by Johnny October 28, 2003
Get the cut onemug.