Johnny 's definitions

Mullet

The most tragic haircut of all times.
Short and Spiked at the front, long and stringy at the back.

Became fashionable in the 1970's in former Soviet-Bloc Eastern Europe where every single Soccerplayer seemed to possess one.

Migrated to Western Europe and America in the 1980's where Hair Metal bands/fans and Wrestlers had them in abundance.

Exist even today in the enlightened 21st Century. More popular among the trailer trash set.

Billy Ray Cyrus had an astonishing wicked mullet in the Achy Breaky Heart video. Tied up of course, but a mullet nonetheless.

Eddie Guerrero had a shocking mullet up until 2 years ago.

There is a picture on mulletsgalore.com of a black Jazz musician from the 1920's with an Afro-Mullet. Quite possibly the scariest sight you will see!

by Johnny July 9, 2004

a pipe

An alternative to a hole, otherwise know as ass hole, or bum hole, or anus, or shit hole.

You're such an a pipe
Stop being such an a pipe

by Johnny July 23, 2003

pussywhomp

originating in Bellville Texas by Johnny Woehst, "pussywhomp" was a term used to describe emokids. It can also be used to describe anything else that retains the qualitys of a person that is both a pussy and a whomp.

Russell: Damn John, what do you have against emokids?
John: They are a bunch of fuckin pussywhomps.

by Johnny March 15, 2005

skunkpickle

A skunkpickle is something, or a situation, that sucks. Its kinda like saying 'i got shafted.' It can be used as an adjective or a noun. Revisions to this definitions are coming soon.... this word originated in my town, in the state of Connecticut (USA) by the way...

(Noun) : Wow, that is a skunkpickle (a crappy situation) !
(Adj) : Dude, that is skunkpickle...

by Johnny March 18, 2004

academic chicken

a big cock, wearing a cap and gown

that is one academic chicken

by johnny March 15, 2005

Popular girls

A-holes who wear ambracrappy every day. Said girls are blond everyday whether they are born blond or not. Stupid. They dont have any effection to anyone. Words in their vocabulary are:
"New"
"Hot"
"Fashion"
"Hot Guys"
"Clothes"

Look at the popular girls look at the hot guys and thier 'F's...

by johnny March 28, 2005

bot

A program that performs actions in a chat room, e.g. kick people out when they use profanity.

I got booted by the bot!
Damn porn bots!
Kill the bot!

by Johnny May 19, 2003