John W. Doe's definitions

Dodge Ram

And on the 8th day God said let there be division, and there was dodge.

Dodge Ram sucks

by John W. Doe January 14, 2022

BLM

B iden
L oves
M inors

Biden and blm(black lives matter) are equally insane.

by John W. Doe December 25, 2021

Biden

B iggest
I diot
D emocrats
E ver
N oninated

Bill: did you see what Biden did yesterday?

Sam: yeah, he's a dousch!
Bill: agreed, what a libtard!

by John W. Doe November 26, 2021

Zander

The highest level of neurological flaw. He seems to be gay. He is also very creepy. He wears his pants inside out and only washes the bottom half of him in the shower. He is legally insane and has aneurisms often. When he was taken into the neurologist, he screamed, acted like a rabid animal, and tore the neurologists socks off and used them as ear covering. He was expelled from school because he would often get in fights with other students and teachers verbally and physically, vandalism, lack of understanding, use of meth, creepily stocking students and teachers, making threats while holding a rusty kitchen knife, pulling the fire alarm, violating the dress code, swearing at students and teachers, and exiting and entering the school many times through the window. His mother abandoned him at age 11 for obvious reasons. The police once tried to take him to an insane asylum, but when they weren't looking he broke out of the cuffs (he was high on meth and didn't feel the pain) and jumped out the window while they were going over and landed in the water. He now lives his life in prison where he should stay.

If life ever punishes to the extent of introducing you to a Zander, there is still hope, just run away as far as you can and start a new life, whatever's wrong with you can be fixed.

by John W. Doe December 27, 2021

Dodge Ram

And on the 8th day Gos said let there be division, and there was dodge.

Dodge Ram sucks.

by John W. Doe December 27, 2021

Fiat

A company created to make Dodge look good, that's why Dodge let Fiat buy them, an easy comparison.

Fiat makes absolutely terrible cars.

by John W. Doe December 27, 2021

Reba

Reba is a very fun girl. She loves to party, though doesn't do stuff that will get her in trouble. She isn't scared to do random things in public just because she's in the mood to, and isn't scared of people's opinions. She can be kind of a handful at times and gets a little annoying, but she makes up for it. Boys don't usually want to do everything with her, but once they do they really love her. She is full of energy and does her best to always act happy, even on her bad days.

People must be very strange to not want to be around Reba.

by John W. Doe December 25, 2021