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She can be good sometimes, but not so good at others. For every happy moment there's a sad one, for every laugh there's a tear. Her personality is the same way, it has its ups and downs. Her pets aren't necessarily bad, but they are very boring. She is usually pretty mellow. Her face is very pretty but her clothing style sucks. Her voice is sometimes very monotone and lifeless, and sometimes has a large range full of emotion. Overall, Sarah is just the world's okayest girl.
by John W. Doe November 28, 2021
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Get the Dodge Ram mug.She can be good sometimes, but not so good at others. For every happy moment there's a sad one, for every laugh there's a tear. Her personality is the same way, it has its ups and downs. Her pets aren't necessarily bad, but they are very boring. She is usually pretty mellow. Her face is very pretty but her clothing style sucks. Her voice is sometimes very monotone and lifeless, and sometimes has a large range full of emotion. Overall, Maddy is just the world's okayest girl.
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