John Smith's definitions

næijh

A bad Norwegian word that should not be uttered in this place.

Norwegian English
næjih = no/nah/nay

næijh, i do not want to suck your cock.

by John Smith August 18, 2003

dress-wearing

a word used to descripe spinner, the creator of planetarion.

...the ever dress-wearing spinner.

Spinner is dress-wearing.

by John Smith August 18, 2003

maxlol

The funniest thing.

OMG, thats just MAXLOL!

by John Smith August 18, 2003

dker

A term generally used to refer to the greatest man alive.

Man i wish i was as cool as dker

by John Smith September 12, 2003

scrooched

Fired upon with a scrooch-gun, as wielded by Gidney and Cloyd (moonmen from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon).

by john smith September 18, 2003

Gimili

A horribly unattractive woman. Of male physical features. Resembles Gimili the troll, a character from the movie, The Lord of the Rings.

The woman we saw was certainly a gimili.

by John Smith September 21, 2003

total recall

complete domination

He performed a total recall

by john smith October 9, 2003