John Heinz Kerry's definitions
by John Heinz Kerry December 28, 2005
Get the guylinermug. The best way to tell when an Arab has reached the age where he can control his bowels. He takes the diaper off his ass and sticks it on his head.
by John Heinz Kerry April 13, 2005
Get the turbanmug. the Down's Syndromed, public-school-dropout morons who put definitions on urbandictionary and flaunt their stupidity by:
(1) misspelling or misabbreviating a word;
(2) using the wrong word ("there" instead of "their"); or
(3) having no fucking idea how to use an apostrophe.
(1) misspelling or misabbreviating a word;
(2) using the wrong word ("there" instead of "their"); or
(3) having no fucking idea how to use an apostrophe.
Hey Allison, don't you hate it when those urbtards type "gr8" instead of "great"? How much fucking work is it to type 2 extra letters?
by John Heinz Kerry November 10, 2004
Get the Urbtardsmug. A vehicle that takes an ebonics-speaking person to the hospital.
Pronounced "am-b-you-lance" by the English-speaking (read - "educated") world.
Pronounced "am-b-you-lance" by the English-speaking (read - "educated") world.
Tameka! We gots to get to the hospital! The amalance just camed and brang Jamaal and Dujuan ova dere.
by John Heinz Kerry January 19, 2006
Get the Amalancemug. Rhymes with "spookie," a man who killed four people over about $100 in cash & then got scared & found "redemption" when he learned he was going to get the anti-crime vaccine. Complete coward.
Tookie should've been put to death about 3 weeks after he killed those four innocent people, instead of the Cullyforneean government waiting 25 years to finally pull the trigger.
by John Heinz Kerry December 19, 2005
Get the tookiemug. A crutch created by psychologists and used by American parents and teachers to avoid telling a child that he or she is a moron.
But, if there are no stupid kids, where do all the dumbass adults come from?
But, if there are no stupid kids, where do all the dumbass adults come from?
It's okay Eric, you got four F's on your report card because you have add, not because you're a fucking dummy.
by John Heinz Kerry December 4, 2006
Get the addmug. A vehicle created by a beaner as a use for cash that should probably go to pay his huge child support debt. Usually involves taking some 1970's-era piece of shit and putting about $50,000 worth of hydraulics, custom paint, and wheels into it.
by John Heinz Kerry November 2, 2004
Get the lowridermug.