A disease, exclusively afflicting those of the slanty-eyed persuasion, that prevents them from using the plural form of any word.
Speaking as if there is only one of everything in the world.
Speaking as if there is only one of everything in the world.
by John Heinz Kerry March 07, 2005
A crutch created by psychologists and used by American parents and teachers to avoid telling a child that he or she is a moron.
But, if there are no stupid kids, where do all the dumbass adults come from?
But, if there are no stupid kids, where do all the dumbass adults come from?
It's okay Eric, you got four F's on your report card because you have add, not because you're a fucking dummy.
by John Heinz Kerry March 10, 2005
Similar to a light year, this is the distance a black person, traveling at the typical lazy-black-person-I-have-nowhere-to-be speed, covers over the course of a year. Equal to approximately three feet.
by John Heinz Kerry November 09, 2005
Gold or platinum diamond encrusted junk moon crickets put on their teefus. A guarantee that a person has more money than brains.
by John Heinz Kerry February 24, 2006
The best way to tell when an Arab has reached the age where he can control his bowels. He takes the diaper off his ass and sticks it on his head.
by John Heinz Kerry April 13, 2005
by John Heinz Kerry March 10, 2005
What the stupid, inbred, hygiene deficient, snaggle-toothed limeys speak.
I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.
I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.
It's "aloo-mi-num", not "aloo-mi-ni-um"; "jag-war", not "jag-you-are"; and "toothpaste", not "what the hell is that stuff"?
by John Heinz Kerry November 11, 2004