John Heinz Kerry's definitions
A disease, exclusively afflicting those of the slanty-eyed persuasion, that prevents them from using the plural form of any word.
Speaking as if there is only one of everything in the world.
Speaking as if there is only one of everything in the world.
by John Heinz Kerry March 7, 2005
Get the mongolian talking sicknessmug. A vehicle created by a beaner as a use for cash that should probably go to pay his huge child support debt. Usually involves taking some 1970's-era piece of shit and putting about $50,000 worth of hydraulics, custom paint, and wheels into it.
by John Heinz Kerry November 2, 2004
Get the lowridermug. The best way to tell when an Arab has reached the age where he can control his bowels. He takes the diaper off his ass and sticks it on his head.
by John Heinz Kerry April 13, 2005
Get the turbanmug. the Down's Syndromed, public-school-dropout morons who put definitions on urbandictionary and flaunt their stupidity by:
(1) misspelling or misabbreviating a word;
(2) using the wrong word ("there" instead of "their"); or
(3) having no fucking idea how to use an apostrophe.
(1) misspelling or misabbreviating a word;
(2) using the wrong word ("there" instead of "their"); or
(3) having no fucking idea how to use an apostrophe.
Hey Allison, don't you hate it when those urbtards type "gr8" instead of "great"? How much fucking work is it to type 2 extra letters?
by John Heinz Kerry November 10, 2004
Get the Urbtardsmug. (1) Big, fat, greasy, bloated, 12-sandwich-eatin', gelatin-assed slob that had a bullet do what cholesterol would have done a few months later anyway.
(2) Tupac's failed body armor.
(3) Poetic justice - killed by the gansta rappers he tried to glorify with his shitty music.
(2) Tupac's failed body armor.
(3) Poetic justice - killed by the gansta rappers he tried to glorify with his shitty music.
by John Heinz Kerry January 18, 2005
Get the biggiemug. What the stupid, inbred, hygiene deficient, snaggle-toothed limeys speak.
I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.
I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.
It's "aloo-mi-num", not "aloo-mi-ni-um"; "jag-war", not "jag-you-are"; and "toothpaste", not "what the hell is that stuff"?
by John Heinz Kerry November 11, 2004
Get the Bastardised Englishmug. Gold or platinum diamond encrusted junk moon crickets put on their teefus. A guarantee that a person has more money than brains.
by John Heinz Kerry February 24, 2006
Get the grillzmug.