My bird

An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock

"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"

by John Gaskell March 06, 2004

the fatties

The Metropolitan Police, found in most countries.

"arr mate, I got gripped by the fatties with vandal grease on me silky's"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

Star-Fish-Man

A Name given to anyone who likes licking Girls Chocolate Starfish as well as Fanny because its dirty as fuck, namely me. Also: The Bum-Hole Kid, Ring Raider (not to be confused with the gay term) and Cigar-Burn Extraordinaire

" We're gonna fuck later you dirty bitch! and guess what? Star-fish-Man is gonna be in full flow "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

tagnut

A small rounded off piece of excriment that clings on to the hair around the bumhole. Can only be removed with thumb and index finger,thus, creating quite a stink

GIRL: " ooohh, you dirty boy, lick me bumhole too"
LAD: " FUCK!!!! you dirty bitch, not only do you have a hairy arse but its full of Tagnuts"
GIRL: "pick em off for us then"
LAD: " get to fuck, put your Clobber back on and leave quietly before I punch your cunt in"

by John Gaskell March 06, 2004

Super

A Super Strength can of Lager usually around 9% Vol. also: Purple Tin,Speccy and Super Duper

LAD A: " I'm fuckin really sorry lad, I'd had 7 Super's "
LAD B: " yeh I know but, tryin to finger me mum, thats out of order lad!"
LAD A: "I can't remember, I'm fuckin sorry"
LAD B: "It's not good enough ye cunt "
LAD A: "Do ye fancy a pint? "
LAD B: "Alright then cunt, thats a good start "

by John Gaskell March 20, 2004

Old Man Ronk

A baldy fellow around late 50's who sits in the hut window by the gates of VSEL shipyard in Birkenhead pretending to be a security guard while hooded up, pissed up & extremely late workers run past the window and laugh heartily around the corner while he attempts to give chase.

EMPLOYEE A: " fancy another Stella?"
EMPLOYEE B: "Its 1:15pm,we're already late!"
EMPLOYEE A: "so,go through the Vickers gates"
EMPLOYEE B: "what about the security guard?"
EMPLOYEE A: "What!!!Old Man Ronk?? your havin a Giraffe aren't ye? just jog past the cunt"

by John Gaskell March 20, 2004

Skrag

A Slang word meaning Motorbike or Scooter, usually stolen.

" I ad a better night on satdey, we were all tanked and Scritchy ad a Skrag on the go but he got nicked thou lad "

by John Gaskell April 29, 2004