John Gaskell's definitions

A Twicer

The term is used when a person(s) breaks wind with as much force as they can muster thus making it sound as loud as possible but consequently also forcing excriment out also.Also: Shart or Follow Through

LAD A: " ha ha listen to this bad boy, pull me finger, pull me finger quick "
LAD B: " ok lad "
" ppprrrrrrtttttttt flerrr flerrrrr "
LAD B: " hahahaha, you fuckin shit ye kecks "
LAD A: " I'm off back to ours to change me silks "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

Bluey

A Word meaning Pornographic Movie derived from the Porn Film Series 'Electric Blue'.

" He's gonna be good Alan he's Blue, he's Blue!!! "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Clobber

Clothes, you wear your Clobber.

" I'm off to town to buy meself some new Clobber, might have a few bevvy's in the spoons too "

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

Beak

Slang for Cocaine. Also Llello(Yeyo), Charlie, White, Posh and Ching.

" Sorry about kickin off over 'how many nipples dogs have' before, it was the Beak, I'm doin' too much recently "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004

bouncer

The couple of fat wankers that stand outside most clubs in Britain on Friday or Saturday night. Their role is to keep any trouble in the club to a minimum and only let decent people inside. They usually start all the trouble and lech around underage girls for effect, but, in truth they have incredibly small penises and do to many steds to give a girl a decent one. Whereas the likes of me, I'm quite partial to giving the girls exactly what they need

" a fat bouncer kicked off on saturday night and ended up getting his cunt kicked in by 5 fella's, I fuckin loved the scene "

by John Gaskell March 12, 2004

Mercedes 190 AMG

The smoothest, fastest and Best lookin car I'v owned to date. It was 15 years old and still purred like a cat, Mercedes Benz are a definate recommendation.

" That night in the back of me Mercedes 190 AMG will stay with me until the grave "

by John Gaskell September 27, 2005

Wank Interruption

An interruption during a masturabtion session

" Who's this calling at this time???? "
" I hate Wank Interruptions "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005