Birko

A person from Birkenhead often people get confused who live elsewhere in the country by the accent and think they're Scousers but the attire of a Birko suggests otherwise i.e the male usually sports an 80's mustache with a bright red Adidas track suit and blue felt Reebok Classic (the ones your mam used to wear for Aerobics class) and a skinhead with a fringe down to their eyes. The female usually sports skin tight pink Plazzy skirt with a dirty white top with 'squeeze me tits ye dorty bastad' felt letters on it

" Them fuckin Birko's stink of fish and smack, they're all tanked on Super

by John Gaskell March 23, 2004

Birko

A highly derogatory term, used usually as an insult.

Similar to referring to someone as scum.

The only lower entities are Birkodanes

EEEEEEEE, yer dirty Birko.

by Gnomes Des Plumes December 09, 2008

Birkoed

To have stolen, robbed, nicked, etc.

Comes from the well known tendencies of the rougher, chavier section of the Birkenhead population (Birkos, more then one Birko ) to steal and rob.

"Eeeee our Aaron birkoed me ciggiess lad!"

by ChunkyBish August 25, 2009

dirty birko

dirty mustache originated from birkenhead.

jonny u got a dirty birko man

them scalls from birken head all have dirty birko's

u never find any dirty birko's in da port

by bigcheese July 01, 2006

Birko Shower

An insult used by scousers to skit people from Birkenhead. It is the act of cleaning yourself over the sink, rather than getting in the shower.

I didn't have time for a shower this morning, had to have a birko shower.

by deadnan420 June 11, 2016

Birko

The type a person u would dream of. Super caring and listen to all of your problems. Usualy type a person to speak for a long time and not regret it. Always finds time for you even if in a bad mood.

Bro im so jellous that u found ur self a BIRKO

by Ultrapopcorn November 21, 2021

Birko

Someone who views your tiktok profile constantly.

"Guys guess whos viewed my tiktok profile again"
"not Birko again!"

by uyfgkihugtcfy7888 June 19, 2025