Birko 

A person from Birkenhead often people get confused who live elsewhere in the country by the accent and think they're Scousers but the attire of a Birko suggests otherwise i.e the male usually sports an 80's mustache with a bright red Adidas track suit and blue felt Reebok Classic (the ones your mam used to wear for Aerobics class) and a skinhead with a fringe down to their eyes. The female usually sports skin tight pink Plazzy skirt with a dirty white top with 'squeeze me tits ye dorty bastad' felt letters on it

" Them fuckin Birko's stink of fish and smack, they're all tanked on Super

Birko by John Gaskell March 23, 2004

Birko 

A highly derogatory term, used usually as an insult.

Similar to referring to someone as scum.

The only lower entities are Birkodanes

EEEEEEEE, yer dirty Birko.

Birko by Gnomes Des Plumes December 9, 2008

Birko 

The type a person u would dream of. Super caring and listen to all of your problems. Usualy type a person to speak for a long time and not regret it. Always finds time for you even if in a bad mood.

Bro im so jellous that u found ur self a BIRKO

Birko by Ultrapopcorn November 21, 2021

Birko 

Someone who views your tiktok profile constantly.

"Guys guess whos viewed my tiktok profile again"
"not Birko again!"

Birko by uyfgkihugtcfy7888 June 19, 2025

Birko Shower 

An insult used by scousers to skit people from Birkenhead. It is the act of cleaning yourself over the sink, rather than getting in the shower.

I didn't have time for a shower this morning, had to have a birko shower.

Birko Shower by deadnan420 June 11, 2016

dirty birko 

dirty mustache originated from birkenhead.

jonny u got a dirty birko man

them scalls from birken head all have dirty birko's

u never find any dirty birko's in da port

dirty birko by bigcheese July 1, 2006

beast of birkenhead 

The true calling of junior the egomaniac (junior grimes/logan grimes)

The Beast of Birkenhead = junior grimes the forbidden one.....

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If there’s ever an individual one can recognize as being the signature icon of a town then it’s junior grimes “the beast of birkenhead” as this young kid made his Mark on this world as the rejected son that rebelled against the world and follows his destiny rather than be like everybody else.

The town of birkenhead speaks words louder than the strongest cry to the heavens as not one has been able to match the impact that junior grimes has made in recent years.

Junior Grimes, brit aussie actor and rapper/singer. Recognizes his hometown of birkenhead forevermore.

Beast of birkenhead is his trademark name since he’s a fighter by birth and a killer by destiny whether or not junior admits to it or not. For one day junior the sinful son shall return to his town to see how much it has changed or if it’s the same as he remembers it once was.

There’s ONLY ONE beast of birkenhead and that is NONE OTHER THAN junior the egomaniac (the Forbidden One)

Anyone that follows junior grimes the egomaniac shall ALWAYS know about birkenhead as the breeding ground for alot of juniors personality since he is the sinful son, the one who will open the gates of hell and fill the world with chaos.

Junior Grimes the beast of birkenhead

Islamic terrorists: haha nobody can’t stop us

UK and US army: we can’t, but he can

The Beast of birkenhead: *arrives*

Islamic terrorists: *shits pants*

the beast of birkenhead: *proceeds to burn them alive including their shit countries altogether*

Junior the beast of birkenhead

beast of birkenhead by Mystery box July 1, 2021