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My bird

An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock
"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"
by John Gaskell March 6, 2004
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Old Man Ronk

A baldy fellow around late 50's who sits in the hut window by the gates of VSEL shipyard in Birkenhead pretending to be a security guard while hooded up, pissed up & extremely late workers run past the window and laugh heartily around the corner while he attempts to give chase.
EMPLOYEE A: " fancy another Stella?"
EMPLOYEE B: "Its 1:15pm,we're already late!"
EMPLOYEE A: "so,go through the Vickers gates"
EMPLOYEE B: "what about the security guard?"
EMPLOYEE A: "What!!!Old Man Ronk?? your havin a Giraffe aren't ye? just jog past the cunt"
by John Gaskell March 20, 2004
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nicked

To rob or steal something or to be arrested by the metropolitan police force
" I got nicked last night for robbin 6 offy's in a mad offy grab frenzy "
by John Gaskell December 28, 2005
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Super

A Super Strength can of Lager usually around 9% Vol. also: Purple Tin,Speccy and Super Duper
LAD A: " I'm fuckin really sorry lad, I'd had 7 Super's "
LAD B: " yeh I know but, tryin to finger me mum, thats out of order lad!"
LAD A: "I can't remember, I'm fuckin sorry"
LAD B: "It's not good enough ye cunt "
LAD A: "Do ye fancy a pint? "
LAD B: "Alright then cunt, thats a good start "
by John Gaskell March 20, 2004
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Mingebag

" get a fuckin round in ye Mingebag "
by John Gaskell September 27, 2005
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jid

A Giro Cheque issued on a fortnightly basis to the unemployed in Britain.
Also: Jigger, Giro, Scratch
" is fuckin right kid, I'll pay ye that when I get me jid, you know that lad!!!"
by John Gaskell February 11, 2004
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Gaffet

A slang meaning Gimp,Beut,Nerd,Dork etc
" I went to University and had to leave because it was jam packed wall to wall with Gaffets, not Nice & Laughin
by John Gaskell March 21, 2004
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