Definitions by John E.

The Shits

1. Diarhea.
2. Unusually fluid feces.

"I ate some Indian food and got the shits"

The Shits by John E. October 10, 2004

Alkie 

An alcoholic

I don't want to go to meetings! I'm no fucking alkie!

Alkie by John E. November 12, 2002

Turtleneck

An uncircumsized penis.

She took one look at his turtleneck and screamed.

Turtleneck by John E. November 12, 2002

Duce Duce

A twenty-two ounce can of beer.

Dude, while you're in there, pick me up a Duce-Duce as a road pop!

Duce Duce by John E. November 12, 2002

Road Pop 

A drink that you consume on the road home after a liquor run.

Hey, why don't you buy me a Blue Bull road pop for the way home?

Road Pop by John E. November 12, 2002

Balls 

an exclamation, damn

Balls man! I almost had an accident!

Balls by John E. November 12, 2002

hummer 

More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

Your mom gives great hummers.

hummer by John E. November 12, 2002