John Doe 's definitions

bitey

When somebody is not a happy chappy.

Hmm, Bob's a bit bitey today, better stay away.

by John Doe April 20, 2004

minotaur

one of the best users ever. on par with people like Kiv, Aaron...but not final(he smells >_>). Is possibly in love with Shan. >_>

Minotaur rocks, no denying it.

by john doe December 30, 2003

boobies

Round, warm, bouncy. :D

Boobs are fun to play with.

by John Doe January 1, 2004

Juggling

A few of us can but many cant.

i know like 1 kid that juggles but all my other freinds cant

by John Doe January 3, 2004

tea-bag

setting both testis into a persons mouth

Last night that i tea-bagged the shit out of that bitch

by john doe January 12, 2004

butt crusties

A condition suffered from by Ben Anderson, especially after a wedgie has caused anal bleeding.

After my brother gave him a wedgie, his butt crusties were even more unbearable.

by John Doe January 17, 2004

hot

A girl that is sexually attractive.
Pretty, cute, beautiful, sexy.
To be hot, a girl has to be, in my opinion:
1. Thin(not fat)
2. Reasonably sized boobs contribute to hotness
3. I prefer blonde haired women but brown, black hair, etc. is fine
4. Pretty face
5. Smooth skin (light tan)
6. Nice butt
7. Tight clothes (less clothe the better)

Briana Banks is the hottest porn star ever!
Britney Spears is a hot singer
That blonde girl is so hot!
How much hotter could she be?

by John Doe January 7, 2007