John Cheese Meluch 's definitions

alex leyba

Some fat youtuber who hunts blu rays.

Salsa memes: dude Alex leyba should fuck Megan in the ass tonight

Hector Gonzalez: totally if Hayden can join too.

by John Cheese Meluch March 28, 2019

Quick Blowy

When a girl is going down on you then decides you’re not ready for her aweful dick sucking ablitities so she just blows air on your dick.

Dude:did you hear! I got a quick blowy from Rebecca last night, damn that air gave me blue balls

by John Cheese Meluch July 20, 2019

Butter fuck

When the vagina is so wet you just slide right through like butter.

I butter fucked her last night and nutted on a rag

by John Cheese Meluch July 20, 2019

Nipple fuck

When you slap your dick on a woman’s nipples till you cum

Titty fucking is so last year, i nipple fucked her last night

by John Cheese Meluch April 4, 2019

parma john cheese

Nickname for John cheese meluch, a real American hero.

Parma John cheese is the type of nigga who dates girls who’re fake to expose them and beat off to their fake nudes

by John Cheese Meluch June 1, 2019

paul flores

Some 30 year old Mexican kid on Alex Leybas channel who thinks he’s the shit. Even quoted by leyba who always talks shit about him “Hayden’s the real star of my channel” “Paul Flores thinks I’m immature but Hayden encourages my bad behaviors.

Alex: dude Paul Flores isn’t the best, Hayden is.

Hector Gonzalez: Indeed, Hayden’s the most under rated character in existence

by John Cheese Meluch April 2, 2019

Anal Gas

Natural gas up yo ass

Damn that boy got some anal gas,
He got dat natural gas up his ass

by John Cheese Meluch April 15, 2019