Definitions by John Cheese Meluch

Covid19 

The disease Anthony Hayes spreads to random girls when he sleeps with them behind his girlfriends back.

Bruh did you hear?!? Antonio gave his ex nikki a make up ass eating behind his girlfriends back and gave her covid19.

Covid19 by John Cheese Meluch April 23, 2020

Butter fuck 

When the vagina is so wet you just slide right through like butter.

I butter fucked her last night and nutted on a rag

Butter fuck by John Cheese Meluch July 20, 2019

Quick Blowy 

When a girl is going down on you then decides you’re not ready for her aweful dick sucking ablitities so she just blows air on your dick.

Dude:did you hear! I got a quick blowy from Rebecca last night, damn that air gave me blue balls

Quick Blowy by John Cheese Meluch July 20, 2019

parma john cheese 

Nickname for John cheese meluch, a real American hero.

Parma John cheese is the type of nigga who dates girls who’re fake to expose them and beat off to their fake nudes

parma john cheese by John Cheese Meluch June 1, 2019

Anal Gas

Natural gas up yo ass

Damn that boy got some anal gas,
He got dat natural gas up his ass

Anal Gas by John Cheese Meluch April 15, 2019

Alex Leyba 

The name you moan when you’re just tryna get a child support check

No one would fuck Alex Leyba except Jackie, she must want a child support check!

Alex Leyba by John Cheese Meluch April 13, 2019

Megan Barnes

A girl who will always deny it but she sleeps around. She even got to Dalton Euler in the back of his Ford F-150 after he took her to eat at McDonald’s and bought her lots of fries

Megan Barnes favorite line is “Fries before guys” but she sure let Dalton stick his pepperoni in her hole and busted sweet Alfredo sauce all over his trucks back seat.

Megan Barnes by John Cheese Meluch April 13, 2019