nose buggery

the most popular form of foreplay in Bromley.

Carly: 'Kelly satisfies me in a way no man can'.
Sarah: 'Oh yeah? You fuckin tart.'
Carly: 'Why yes, she nose buggers me'.

by John May 03, 2004

smacktard

smacktard -

The idea of someone being so retarded they deserve to be smacked.

This word is extremely flexible and can be used in almost any context.

if someone blocks you, you might say :

"bah, smacktard"


or how about this situation

* 1337boi has joined the channel
<ace> The smacktardidity in this channel has increased by 50%

by john July 09, 2004

shame

is a phrase used when someone makes a fool out of themself

someone falls over....SHAME

by JOHN October 17, 2004

rhetoric

The art or study of using language effectively and persuasively

I would tear you apart with my rhetoric

by John March 21, 2005

bon

a little fuckin bitch who takes it in the ass but his homie G shea is the fuckin coolest

he is this when he is tired

by john December 06, 2004

scun

The one and only scunshine, the best girl in the world!

scun.deviantart.com

You are my scunshine.

by John January 08, 2004

santa

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...

A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.

Now he is a machine.

by John January 13, 2004