John's definitions

/life

Telling someone to end their life due to their stupidity or otherwise.

/life plz kthx.

by john March 10, 2004

nickerson

When you get so drunk that you shit yourself and shoot it all over the walls in the bathroom, including the door, shower, and the ceiling.

Hey, John just nickerson'ed last night.

by John March 10, 2004

beaver tits

doesn't mean anything, can be modified to mean whatever you want.

"Hey beaver tits, get over here. "
or "Oh beaver tits, my dick fell off."

by John March 11, 2004

vestibule

a place where people hang out, to wait to see if they can score some free porn

i want porn-same thing as lets go to the vestibule

by john March 12, 2004

chodesiccle

Playing with chodes in the Winter time, outside. Used as an insult.

"Man that Chesky kid is such a chodesiccle, he likes it up the ying-yang.

by John March 13, 2004

Olumed

A word originating from a furniture company in Upstate New York named Olum's that is known for paying low wages and treating their employees like crap.. Meaning, getting screwed and treated like shit

Ex. I really got olumed on my raise today, all i got was a 25 cent raise..

by John March 14, 2004

Kupfner

Incest, Inbreeding

You probably fuck your mom you kupfner

by John March 14, 2004