trafting

when one inserts a small rodent into ones anus for pleasure
Using a paper towel tube to insert/penetrate the anal canal with a living specimen.
by John August 25, 2003
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funky gibbon

To react wildly with much waving of arms. Derived from the Goodies song/dance
I was only 15 minutes late for the meeting and the boss did a total Funky Gibbon in front of everyone
by John August 14, 2003
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wrinkle

A person that can be very annoying at times..... including excessive crying and whining..... this person has many friends of the same kind....and are not fun when they all come together

Can be removed with an iron preheated to 400 degrees F.
Man... is it just me or there are too many wrinkles in this room.

Saucy is such a wrinkle

Dude i was having a blast at this party till a buch of wrinkles showed up, then i left.

AHH i need an iron... i just got wrinkled

Wrinkle: I have a headache, I have cold (52 times/ min)

Person 1 : How was your day?
Aspiring wrinkle: man it sucked.... first i had this test that i failed.... and i had a headace the whole time.... and i wanted to cry the whole time... then i went and called my mom and she comforted me and then i went to the doctor then back to momee who forced me to tak these pills then i almost passed out then i woke up and had a cold all night and i couldnt sleep and then.....
Person 1: Quit being a Wrinkle!!!
by John September 29, 2004
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livebunk

1.) a green bracelet in southeastern new jersey pop culture.
yo, let me get that livebunk, dwyer.
by john September 30, 2004
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Blub Blub Blub

When a child drowns in the bathtub because he is pissing me off and i'm hungover
Dunk his head.....blub blub blub argle bargle
by john December 12, 2003
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ziiing

Glorious dictatorship, involving ninjas, and kittens.


www.ziiing.com
Ahh we have a ziiing upon us.
by John March 23, 2004
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socker

Usually referring to the anus, although in rare circumstances can be defined as vagina.
Harry stuck his dick right into the socker.

Fred, being a bit tipsy, accidentally inserted himself into the socker.
by John July 04, 2004
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