John's definitions

Adopt A Highway

The greatest rock band ever

Are you going to the Adopt A Highway concert tonight?

by John October 17, 2004

timesing

1. To multiply by
2. To let time fly

1. You normally have to take 2 and timesing it by 3

2. Wow, it's timesing by!

by John January 20, 2005

red bull and vodka

the combination of 50% redbull 50% vodka.

garunteed to fuck you up.

"fucking wanker, get me a red bull and vodka"

by john December 25, 2004

Licalotopuss

Lesbian dinosaur

A dinosaur that licks another dinosaurs pussy and the reason for the extinction of dinosaurs.

by john December 12, 2003

barnfart

An extremely sonorous and prolongated release of air from the anal passage. In general, people of over 50 years of age are considered capable of achieving the resonance to achieve such a feat.

In the shower, a sound loud enough to drown out the sound of the showerhead and lasting at least ten seconds.

by John December 2, 2003

get bent

to get wasted; to get tanked; to get crunked

person a: hey what did you do on new years?

person b: well i went to my friends house and got absolutely bent off of red bull and vodka.

by john January 1, 2005

modest mouse

A band that no one actually liked. They were only listened to because Rolling Stone gave them a good review. Thankfully, since the band experienced modest popularity, they'll no longer be trendy. Soon, they'll be sitting right next to ICP and Dashboard Confessional in the mainstream, yet still underground, not listened to bin.

Did you hear about the new Modest Mouse CD? Neither did I.

by John February 9, 2005