John's definitions
by John December 3, 2003
Get the ocmug.
Get the grumptymug. male's who participate in male to male sexual activity. That includes males who doubly penetrate a female's hole at the same time. also see dorking.
Ralph and Jack dorked Jill in her hoo-ha at the same time. This would not be the first time Ralph's and Jack's peckers would touch.
by jOhn January 5, 2005
Get the Dorksmug. You start by taking a shit on a girls face then you have you and your friends come on her face. then you fuck her throat til she pukes and then u take all the fluids and use it as anal lube. when you're done suck the fluids out of her ass and make out with her then fuck her sister in a kiddy pool full of the fluids.
definition pretty much explains it
by john February 7, 2005
Get the Cleveland Bukkake Specialmug. by john July 16, 2003
Get the hergattmug. 
