98 definitions by John Smith

the fat above the crotch of an old and/or fat woman. usually appears below the belt-line as a big bulge
my grandma has the biggest f-ing pumis. it is so gross.
by John Smith March 20, 2005
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Means fucked up, from the band of the same name. a fucked up situation. someone who is acting weird?!
this is fucking tism, man.
i am feeling pretty tism.
fucking tism.
Tism.
by John Smith December 4, 2004
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Just a guy, with love handels. Adam Molloy apparently fancies him. How odd. Smells quite alot.
Gaw, he smells like a Nombie.
by John Smith April 19, 2005
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habitat-cities, towns or villages. 'Note, when a townie lives in a village they spend most of their time in the nearest town, in parks and pubs.
A townie will wait with multiple other townie friends, sitting on a wall, waiting to 'hammer' non-townies who are enemies of the townies. Thus resulting in a townie being beaten in the fight by the stonger and more intelligent non-townie
by John Smith May 14, 2003
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The feeling that the American, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of Mikhail Gorbachev--the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate Ronald Reagan (That cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the Soviet Union. Whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself...
A Gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. A Gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. Mikhail Gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger Ronald Reagan, and with bringing freedom to Eastern Europe and what used to be the Soviet Union.

To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.

The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.
by John Smith October 15, 2004
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A man who is a decent person, and has supported many of the public interests in California. However, he has failed in the same place Grey Davis did. He has done nothing new to balance the budget. He merely took many loans, and somehow the intelligent californias are none-the-wiser.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: They are GIRLI MEN
by John Smith January 5, 2005
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