red parenthesis

The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.

Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!

by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020

knuckle knob

A person that is so stupid and does everything wrong.

That knuckle knob Dave fixed that roof and it's still leaking.

by JoeyBomm July 21, 2024

Smelt like smelt

Refers to the act of smelling a stinky ass crack that smells like a smelt fish.

Man....that bitches ass smelt like smelt!

by JoeyBomm January 02, 2021

Woodsmith

A female or male that makes a practice of sucking cock.

I'm going to see my woodsmith tonight ....I could sure use a good blow job.

by JoeyBomm April 13, 2021

carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

by JoeyBomm July 27, 2020

Covidology

The study of how one fucked up Chinaman killed thousands of people globally by introducing a Corona virus known as Covid-19 to the world.

Guy #1: This is bullshit that we now have a new field of study called Covidology. Guy #2: Yep all because of some dumbass.

by JoeyBomm March 22, 2020

nimble knob

A frail or weak individual that stands alone in the corner of a crowded room with only his thoughts to keep him entertained.

Guy# 1: That guy has been staring at that chick for an hour now. That's annoying me! Guy# 2: Ummmm yeah......he's a nimble knob! Just look at his haircut.

by JoeyBomm June 29, 2020