JoeyBomm's definitions

spawn bag

A pregnant woman that is carrying your baby.

Jimmy can't go to the party tonight because he has plans to stay at home with his spawn bag and watch batchlorette on TV.

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

cheesed over

Another way to describe something that is fucked up and not working correctly.

I got into a pushing match with some asshole the other day and now my shoulder is cheesed over.

Mechanic: Your engine had no oil in it and now it's cheesed over.

by JoeyBomm March 9, 2024

beav shot

When a woman purposely flashes her vagina at a guy to get him sexually aroused.

Cindy just gave me a beav shot. Now I have a hard cock and she won't fix it. Well fuck me running.

by JoeyBomm August 2, 2020

I don't not like it

This is another way of saying that you like something but aren't 100% sure that you will do it again.

Guy #1: What do you think of Guinness beer? Guy #2: I don't not like it!

by JoeyBomm October 14, 2021

Corkable

A standard of measurement used by guys to judge whether or not they would have sex with a woman. The word refers to a penis entering and plugging a vagina.

Guy #1: Hey man...check out that chick.
Guy #2: She looks corkable to me. I'm going to get her phone number.

by JoeyBomm October 3, 2022

Beefed up

Depending on your sexual preference, it is the act of fucking a woman or man with a very stiff penis in the vagina and/or asshole.

I think I'm going to check that hot chick out tonight. She's going to get beefed up. I'm going to give her the potato cock!

by JoeyBomm June 1, 2020

mason jar anus

A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.

Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.

by JoeyBomm June 4, 2020