Definitions by JoeyBomm

screen hit 

When the last hit of pot in a bowl turns the screen cherry red.

Dennis: I just got a huge screen hit. Joe: Enjoy the ride brother.

screen hit by JoeyBomm July 1, 2020

covid closed 

New signs popping up in front of businesses that are failing because of covid19 virus.

My business is covid closed because of this fucking virus. It wasn't because I'm a bad businessman......just bad timing!

covid closed by JoeyBomm July 1, 2020

nimble knob 

A frail or weak individual that stands alone in the corner of a crowded room with only his thoughts to keep him entertained.

Guy# 1: That guy has been staring at that chick for an hour now. That's annoying me! Guy# 2: Ummmm yeah......he's a nimble knob! Just look at his haircut.

nimble knob by JoeyBomm June 29, 2020

statistically speaking

These words usually come out of an arrogant big shots mouth as they are trying to capture people's attention. The statement is based on facts from previous years.

Statistically speaking the economy of the US will be due for another recession and housing market crash soon.

statistically speaking by JoeyBomm June 22, 2020

Misty Meaner 

The name of a hot stripper at a club in Phoenix Arizona that is now out of work because of the covid19 virus.

Look at Misty Meaner working that sign on the Phoenix streets. She can't find a job.

Misty Meaner by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

crocked cock 

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

crocked cock by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

whaz up? 

Often said by an stoned or drunk motherfucker walking into a party of stoned and drunk motherfuckers.

Stoned guy: Whaz up? Everybody in the room: Whaz up?

whaz up? by JoeyBomm June 15, 2020