tea bag

When a gentlemen takes his testicles and places them upon a person's face in order to disgrace that individual. For best effect they are placed near or inside the oral region (and dipped to simulate a tea bag). A person may also take the testicles and cover the eyes - this is called a trojan helmet.
Andrew was dozing away peacefully underneath his warm covers. A few moments later he awoke to C's nuts planted on his cheek. Andrew was so tired he did not even realize he was getting the tea bag treatment. We all hid and waited for the anger to come, but instead of anger we heard a soft whisper. That whisper said: "What are you guys going to do to me".
by joemammy December 14, 2008
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Comeuppance

When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.
Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.
by joemammy July 13, 2019
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extrawhordinary

A girl with whorish like qualities and or abilities. She may look normal to the eye, but once you get to know her you will soon find out that she possesses characteristics that someone considered a whore possesses.
Susie is so extrawhordinary. I was talking to her yesterday and in the middle of our conversation she just busted out and was like "my anus is KILLING me!". I was speechless after this.
by joemammy December 14, 2008
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Fetty Wop

When a white person asks you who raps that, just say Fetty Wop. They won't know any different.
Urkel: Yo dude this that new Carter 5?

Friend: Na it's fetty wop.

Urkel: Oh, duh! Just like the last five songs.
by joemammy September 03, 2016
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Karma Sutra

To get what you give sexually.
Ay girl, I practice the art of the karma sutra. *wink*
by joemammy September 03, 2016
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Uncle Deezle

What you turn into after taking three scoops of preworkout.
Uncle Deezle over there took three scoops and forgot where he was.
by joemammy September 03, 2016
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What's coonin?

What you say to the homies when you want to engage in some hood activities.
Yo Jamal, what's coonin?
by joemammy September 03, 2016
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