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by joemammy September 3, 2016
Get the Cheetoh Dick mug.Urkel: Yo dude this that new Carter 5?
Friend: Na it's fetty wop.
Urkel: Oh, duh! Just like the last five songs.
Friend: Na it's fetty wop.
Urkel: Oh, duh! Just like the last five songs.
by joemammy September 3, 2016
Get the Fetty Wop mug.When a gentlemen takes his testicles and places them upon a person's face in order to disgrace that individual. For best effect they are placed near or inside the oral region (and dipped to simulate a tea bag). A person may also take the testicles and cover the eyes - this is called a trojan helmet.
Andrew was dozing away peacefully underneath his warm covers. A few moments later he awoke to C's nuts planted on his cheek. Andrew was so tired he did not even realize he was getting the tea bag treatment. We all hid and waited for the anger to come, but instead of anger we heard a soft whisper. That whisper said: "What are you guys going to do to me".
by joemammy December 14, 2008
Get the tea bag mug.When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.
Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.
by joemammy July 13, 2019
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Get the Karma Sutra mug.Little baby stomach syndrome. The condition that occurs when you can't handle your food or your alcohol.
Ex 1: My boy used to be able to KNOCK plates at the buffet, but lately he's been eating like a little bee-yetch!
Ex 2: "Haha look at Timmy! He just shotgunned a four loko and got a baddd case of LBSS. He looks like he's straight time travelin."
Ex 2: "Haha look at Timmy! He just shotgunned a four loko and got a baddd case of LBSS. He looks like he's straight time travelin."
by joemammy April 29, 2015
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