Joel D. Parker's definitions

redeye

1. Bad whiskey, usually rye for its red color, in the Old West.
2. The anal pore.

When we mooned the cops I gave them my redeye.

by Joel D. Parker September 27, 2006

stumpdick

Often called "Stumpy," especially by girls referring to men with small penises. Sometimes a racist slur by blacks to non-Blacks, or by Blacks or Whites to Asians.

She dumped him because he was a stumpdick in the sack.

by Joel D. Parker September 27, 2006

xantippe

A shrewish wife. From Xantippe, the wife of Socrates.

e.g., Amazing how fast a new wife turns into a xantippe as soon as the honeymoon is over.

by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006

spinakimbo

Twirling in circles with arms outstretched.

The whirling dervishes in Morocco can spinakimbo for hours.

by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006

quadtwitcher

Someone who constantly gesticulates the double quotation marks with the index and middle fingers of both hands while they talk.

The new lecturer in philosophy was such a quadtwitcher I thought he'd develop carpal tunnel.

by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006

deep-dish

Embedded, or hardcore.

He's a deep-dish baseball fanatic.

by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006

OBE

Overcome By Events, used to designate dead projects that were overwhelmed and defeated.

I had high hopes for this project on Monday, but it was OBE by Thursday.

by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006