westendorf

-totally sucking ass at foosball.
-almost never (rarely) being able to beat anyone at foosball.
-never being able to beat joel.

"your as bad as westendorf eh?"

"so westendorf... that makes it 121-0-0 for me?"

by joel April 03, 2004

shriv

usually followed by a hand motion consisting of a closed fist above the waist pivoted forward and backward from the wrist

Dude, the singer for My Chemical Romance... what a shriv. hand motion follows

by joel January 05, 2005

odb

abr."ova da bridge" A trip made over a bridge, usually to commit crime.

I gotta re-up lets go odb and score an elbow.

by joel March 10, 2004

switch teams

to change ones sexual orientation, from homosexual to heterosexual, or vise-versa.

dude 1: dude, mallory switched teams *imitates eating pussy with tongue and fingers*
dude 2: dude, that is soo fuckin' hot!
dude 1: no shit!

by joel February 27, 2003

doodles

anything you want it to be.

v. i was doodleing your mom
n. lets go smoke some doodles

by joel November 20, 2002

masshole

1) A person from Massachusetts
2) A terrible driver
3) All of the above
Drive through Boston, and the meaning of the word will become clear.

WHAT THE HELL that fucking masshole just cut me off!

by Joel June 10, 2004

powder

imaginary substance asked for when someone is acting up, usually followed by another person putting this imaginary substance into his hand

Substance used to keep one's pimp hand strong

"You talkin' shit?? Hey John, gimme my powder"

by Joel April 14, 2005