Definitions by Joel

Thump Day 

Mondays as opposed to hump day Wednesdays.

It's fricken thump day; can't wait till hump day!

Thump Day by Joel March 9, 2005

texas belt buckle

A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.

As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.

texas belt buckle by joel March 9, 2005

uber 

word used in front of nub when playing counterstrike online if someone sucks really bad

Newbie: Hey how do you zoom with a sniper rifle
1337 h4><0r: Wh4t 4 uber nub

uber by joel February 20, 2005

Blatitude 

1. Flaunting your boring personality.

2. Bored with ones self.

1. "She's got a real blatitude."

2. "There's nothing to do man, I have such a lousy blatitude".

Blatitude by Joel January 23, 2005

shriv

usually followed by a hand motion consisting of a closed fist above the waist pivoted forward and backward from the wrist

Dude, the singer for My Chemical Romance... what a shriv. hand motion follows

shriv by joel January 4, 2005

linolium

Leet floor that will own you all

linolium just owned you all

linolium by Joel November 27, 2004

GSF 

It's not "Girls Suck Forever," it's Girls Shmirls Foundation. Get it right or pay the price.

I'm joining GSF, I've made up my mind. Forget this thing called love, it's a waste of time.

GSF by Joel November 17, 2004