Joel's definitions

Depends

A specialised type of pad used by elderly women in case of bladder leakage.

An example of one of the commercials :

Dolores: Fack Edna, I'm pissing like a racehorse!

Edna: Well grab yourself some Depends, bitch! We gotta go get all up in that at the club!

Dolores: Fo real!

by Joel April 13, 2005

Diephobic

The condition or state of having an irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against the one true God and more specifically the Judeo-Christian FAITH (NOT just "religion").

It's time to redefine your Diephobic mind. Don't hesitate, there's no escape
the secrets on the inside.- Skillet - Savior Lyrics

by Joel November 16, 2004

heater

A fart that emits heat as it exits your a-hole

I use a heater to warm my ass during the winter months

by Joel September 29, 2003

md 20/20

An inexpensive wine. Less than 4 dollars a bottle.

Wow, kiwi-lemon MD-20 20 tastes like total ass, tommorrow Im buying a 6 pack.

by Joel July 10, 2004

Diephobe

One who is afraid or unwilling to admit that God is real and that the only way to Him is through His Son, Jesus Christ.

Marilyn Manson is a total Diephobe!

by Joel November 10, 2004

noosh

A big pile of work dropped on you or your desk all at once.

When I got back from lunch I saw that I had been nooshed while I was out. No chance of leaving the office early today.

by joel March 17, 2005

miam

The French equivalent to "yum," or "yummy."

Used to designate satisfaction, liking, or pleasure.

Boy: Look at that girl. Her skirt is extremely short. Miam.

Garçon: Regardez cette fille. Son jupe est très courte. Miam.

by Joel April 15, 2005