Dragon

A bro that occupies the whole weight section and mirror at a gym.

I went to the gym again but there was a dragon right in the area I had to go.

by JoeNJ2 January 24, 2021

retro fuck

To curse something presently as well as the past.

retro fuck this place,now and before I even came here.

by JoeNJ2 October 26, 2012

ASB

Another screamy bitch; ie Kelly Clarkson,Carrie Underwood,Adele, or any clone of today's ear piercing singers.

Looks who's on Kelly & Michael Show today...ASB : Another Screamy Bitch.

by JoeNJ2 July 26, 2015

Holidayliens

I swear, sometimes it looks like a huge alien spacecraft landed somewhere and let off legions of people... the stores are packed, the roads are packed, even my street is packed. Where are all these people coming from??

I swear, sometimes it looks like a huge alien spacecraft landed somewhere and let off legions of people... the stores are packed, the roads are packed, even my street is packed. Where are all these people coming from?? Must be the holidayliens.

by JoeNJ2 December 22, 2020

pennsylvania

1.Bizarro world where any long stay will trip you up and cause things to go awry,flip upside down and backwards. 2.Twilight Zone

Moved back to pennsylvania last week and now having bad days... the sidewalk tripped me, the wall ran into me, and I got hit by a parked car... It's not even 10am yet! Can it get any worse? ;-)

by JoeNJ2 May 07, 2011

Workolepsy

The phenomena whereby you could be falling asleep at your desk but as soon as you get home you're totally fine.

I was falling asleep at my desk but as soon as I left there I felt better,I must have workolepsy.

by JoeNJ2 January 05, 2011

Pre Approved Friend

n. Someone on Facebook you don't know yet but accept their friend request on a contigency basis.

Pre Approved Friend

by JoeNJ2 April 14, 2011