JoeNJ2's definitions

professional shitters

The people at work who pretty much spend all day in the bathroom.

Man these bathrooms are always full! What are you people,professional shitters?

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

Cokehead 500

v. In the style of NASCAR,the morning rush hour on I-95N in Philly.

Welcome to the Cokehead 500

by JoeNJ2 April 16, 2011

pennsylvania

1.Bizarro world where any long stay will trip you up and cause things to go awry,flip upside down and backwards. 2.Twilight Zone

Moved back to pennsylvania last week and now having bad days... the sidewalk tripped me, the wall ran into me, and I got hit by a parked car... It's not even 10am yet! Can it get any worse? ;-)

by JoeNJ2 May 7, 2011

Barn Doorians

Guys who leave the stall door partially ajar while sitting on the toilet in a public mens room,thus fooling one into thinking there's no one in there and when you go to open it they then push back on it thus prompting the phrase 'were you born in a barn?'

Anyone in here? Oh why don't you close the door,what were you born in a barn? Barn Doorians.

by JoeNJ2 January 1, 2011