ASB

Another screamy bitch; ie Kelly Clarkson,Carrie Underwood,Adele, or any clone of today's ear piercing singers.
Looks who's on Kelly & Michael Show today...ASB : Another Screamy Bitch.
by JoeNJ2 July 09, 2015
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Asshole Merge

n.The half lane placed randomly,usually after a stoplight and usually in New Jersey,which challenges the asshole potential of people who will attempt to use it to race in front of everyone else before the lane ends instead of just 'falling in line'.
I'm daring and think I have a pretty fast car,let me try and squeeze in front of these other vehicles. Asshole merge.
by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010
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PA Drivers

n. Drivers in the southeastern region of Pennsylvania,particularly in the suburbs of Philadelphia who are involved in numerous accidents daily due to their leadfootedness yet their slowheadedness.
"Another accident on Route 202"

PA Drivers
by JoeNJ2 March 31, 2011
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Friend Drop Syndrome

The negative sensation one encounters upon discovering their Facebook friend numbers dropping.
Another one? Friend Drop Syndrome.
by JoeNJ2 October 27, 2011
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Phillidiots

Any number of people that dwell in the Philadelphia,PA metro area.
Every time I go out around here I run into Phillidiots.
by JoeNJ2 December 18, 2010
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grossevelt boulevard

A highway,otherwise knows as Roosevelt Blvd or Route 1,that runs through the Philadelphia area that is sometimes confusing and also seems to attract utterly disgusting drivers.
I've got to drive grossevelt boulevard tomorrow
by JoeNJ2 April 06, 2011
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Poop Solo

v. When using a public restroom,attempting to conduct your business as discreetly as possible,when any 'white noise' stops and it's just down to you and your noise.
Poop solo- I'm sitting down and getting ready to go...oh great everyone will know it's me.
by JoeNJ2 December 23, 2010
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