Definitions by JoeNJ2

Workolepsy 

The phenomena whereby you could be falling asleep at your desk but as soon as you get home you're totally fine.

I was falling asleep at my desk but as soon as I left there I felt better,I must have workolepsy.

Workolepsy by JoeNJ2 January 5, 2011

Barn Doorians 

Guys who leave the stall door partially ajar while sitting on the toilet in a public mens room,thus fooling one into thinking there's no one in there and when you go to open it they then push back on it thus prompting the phrase 'were you born in a barn?'

Anyone in here? Oh why don't you close the door,what were you born in a barn? Barn Doorians.

Barn Doorians by JoeNJ2 January 1, 2011

Poop Solo

v. When using a public restroom,attempting to conduct your business as discreetly as possible,when any 'white noise' stops and it's just down to you and your noise.

Poop solo- I'm sitting down and getting ready to go...oh great everyone will know it's me.

Poop Solo by JoeNJ2 December 23, 2010

Phillidiots 

Any number of people that dwell in the Philadelphia,PA metro area.

Every time I go out around here I run into Phillidiots.

Phillidiots by JoeNJ2 December 20, 2010

Fwd War 

A verbal war started via texting or emailing in which one hits reply all to a fwd message then everyone starts asking who is this?

Fwd War,

Fwd: Pic
Reply all: Nice
All: Who is this?

Fwd War by JoeNJ2 December 14, 2010

Phildo 

A generally dopey,jerkey character from the Philadelphia area.

Saw a couple of jerkey Phildoes walking down the street here

Phildo by JoeNJ2 November 21, 2010

Fuck You Spot

When looking for a parking spot in a congested place such as a city,that illusionary spot that looks like it's open only to find that it's situated in front of a fire hydrant,valet,handicap spot etc.

Hey it looks like there might be a spot right here...aww fuck you there's a hydrant there - A fuck you spot.

Fuck You Spot by JoeNJ2 October 3, 2010