JoeNJ2's definitions

Philliterate

1. Any common street thug hailing from Philadelphia that cannot speak or debate without peppering the conversation with words such as asshole,fuck,jerkoff,pussy etc.

"Duhh you don't know what yer talkn about jerkoff pussy...fuck off aysehole" Philliterate.

by JoeNJ2 January 25, 2012

redneck rush hour

Traffic jams on the roads of Pennsylvania starting around 2pm.

2pm and look at all the traffic,all the contractors and factory workers must be all getting out of work if work at all. Looks like redneck rush hour.

by JoeNJ2 June 5, 2011

Workolepsy

The phenomena whereby you could be falling asleep at your desk but as soon as you get home you're totally fine.

I was falling asleep at my desk but as soon as I left there I felt better,I must have workolepsy.

by JoeNJ2 January 5, 2011

Barn Doorians

Guys who leave the stall door partially ajar while sitting on the toilet in a public mens room,thus fooling one into thinking there's no one in there and when you go to open it they then push back on it thus prompting the phrase 'were you born in a barn?'

Anyone in here? Oh why don't you close the door,what were you born in a barn? Barn Doorians.

by JoeNJ2 January 1, 2011

ASB

Another screamy bitch; ie Kelly Clarkson,Carrie Underwood,Adele, or any clone of today's ear piercing singers.

Looks who's on Kelly & Michael Show today...ASB : Another Screamy Bitch.

by JoeNJ2 July 26, 2015

retro fuck

To curse something presently as well as the past.

retro fuck this place,now and before I even came here.

by JoeNJ2 October 26, 2012

pennsylvania

1.Bizarro world where any long stay will trip you up and cause things to go awry,flip upside down and backwards. 2.Twilight Zone

Moved back to pennsylvania last week and now having bad days... the sidewalk tripped me, the wall ran into me, and I got hit by a parked car... It's not even 10am yet! Can it get any worse? ;-)

by JoeNJ2 May 7, 2011