holidaliens

The masses of extra humanity thrust upon the earth around the holidays that jam up highways and parking lots etc yet are not seen the rest of the year.
A weeks worth of traffic jams instead of just the day before Thanksgiving...really? Must be the holidaliens.
by JoeNJ2 November 22, 2011
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philly

A city that's pretty much like a prison,being that there's nothin but tattooed freaks breathing down your neck everywhere you go.
philly is like a prison
by JoeNJ2 May 25, 2011
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grossevelt boulevard

A highway,otherwise knows as Roosevelt Blvd or Route 1,that runs through the Philadelphia area that is sometimes confusing and also seems to attract utterly disgusting drivers.
I've got to drive grossevelt boulevard tomorrow
by JoeNJ2 April 25, 2011
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Asshole Merge

n.The half lane placed randomly,usually after a stoplight and usually in New Jersey,which challenges the asshole potential of people who will attempt to use it to race in front of everyone else before the lane ends instead of just 'falling in line'.
I'm daring and think I have a pretty fast car,let me try and squeeze in front of these other vehicles. Asshole merge.
by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010
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Resident Shitter

n. Some fucker who's always in the bathroom stall no matter when you walk in,sometimes with phone also.
Seems like someone's always in here. Must be the Resident Shitter.
by JoeNJ2 January 03, 2014
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Jersey Merge

When you’re driving in New Jersey and a Fck head will zip around you just to turn off right away anyway.
Fck head just did a Jersey Merge...
by JoeNJ2 May 25, 2021
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