Phillbilly

Synonym to hillbilly: A loud,fat,sometimes drug addict thin, stupid, inbred fuck who resides in the neighborhoods of Philadelphia Pennsylvania. Usually all family members will reside in nearby houses,i.e mom next door etc. Commonly identifiable by features such as buzzcuts,wife beaters,baggy shorts,tatts,any Eagles clothing, and large wastelines or sunken faces. If employed at all,most are in the construction or contractor industry. Often known to use the term 'yo' or 'yeew' as part of their communications. The men sometimes characterized by a loud bellowing tone,or slow,drug-induced,raspy smokers voice. Usually punctuate the end of most sentences by nonsensical joker-like guffaws.The women a shrill,gossipy,whiny tone. Most shop at their locally based Wawa market where a purchase of cigarettes are customary with each visit.
Phillbilly
by JoeNJ2 August 30, 2009
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Fuck You Spot

When looking for a parking spot in a congested place such as a city,that illusionary spot that looks like it's open only to find that it's situated in front of a fire hydrant,valet,handicap spot etc.
Hey it looks like there might be a spot right here...aww fuck you there's a hydrant there - A fuck you spot.
by JoeNJ2 October 02, 2010
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Barn Doorians

Guys who leave the stall door partially ajar while sitting on the toilet in a public mens room,thus fooling one into thinking there's no one in there and when you go to open it they then push back on it thus prompting the phrase 'were you born in a barn?'
Anyone in here? Oh why don't you close the door,what were you born in a barn? Barn Doorians.
by JoeNJ2 January 02, 2011
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playing possum

When an asshole driver in front of you is intentionally driving slow,then when you pass them they speed up and start playing with you.
That asshole was just playing possum.
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Partyvania

The state of Pennsylvania,where apparently partying and socializing take top priority over everything else...including education. Blissful ignorance.
We don't care about anything but FUN in Partyvania!
by JoeNJ2 April 16, 2011
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guilt seat

The seat you finally get on a crowded bus or restaurant waiting area,than a handicapped or old person comes in and you then feel obligated to give that seat up.
by JoeNJ2 February 27, 2011
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Phillyspeak

A kind of rambling inbred verbage that only people in the Philly/PA/South Jersey metro area understand among their cliques.
"i was u wanna know why.....so gay (he was really gay) asshole (and he was really an asshole) drank one of mine,,,,and i was pissed then he went in the fridge and drank 1/2 another one....so i didnt even have one because i gave my friend half :( so i just drank beer and made them drive me home like 2ish becuase i was beat! so i was very well bahaved!!" ~Phillyspeak
by JoeNJ2 September 13, 2010
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