Definitions by JoeNJ2

Surekill Expressway 

A highway otherwise known as the Schuylkill Expressway,or I-76,that winds through the Philadelphia area that seems to attract all kinds of craziness and congestion similar to that of the Bermuda Triangle.

Are you taking the Surekill Expressway?

Surekill Expressway by JoeNJ2 April 24, 2011

PA Drivers 

n. Drivers in the southeastern region of Pennsylvania,particularly in the suburbs of Philadelphia who are involved in numerous accidents daily due to their leadfootedness yet their slowheadedness.

"Another accident on Route 202"

PA Drivers

PA Drivers by JoeNJ2 April 18, 2011

Cokehead 500 

v. In the style of NASCAR,the morning rush hour on I-95N in Philly.

Welcome to the Cokehead 500

Cokehead 500 by JoeNJ2 April 16, 2011

Pre Approved Friend 

n. Someone on Facebook you don't know yet but accept their friend request on a contigency basis.

Pre Approved Friend

Pre Approved Friend by JoeNJ2 April 14, 2011

half tard 

People who can become spastic at any random time making random noises or outbursts for no reason; Not clinically retarded but exemplifying similar traits; Not right in the head. Usually indigenous to the inner neighborhoods of Philadelphia.

Bunch of half tards around here.

half tard by JoeNJ2 April 13, 2011

Multigabbing 

Similar to multitasking but usually done by retail cashiers; While ringing up your items,the ability to also carry on a conversation with multiple people all while usually ignoring the customer.

"Hey are you going on break?" "What's my schedule for next week?" "Me and so-and-so were doing something just so stupid earlier" Multigabbing.

Multigabbing by JoeNJ2 April 8, 2011

job unfair

Going to a job fair but coming home with no results.

I see an advertisement for a local job unfair.

job unfair by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011