JoeNJ2's definitions

large dork

Guys,more common in the Philly metro area,who work in offices and talk about things like video games all day yet dwarf most people in size.

What a dork that guy sounds like...oh that's him? What a large dork.

by JoeNJ2 January 18, 2011

Philly Vortex

When you're done wrong by the underground scum in Philly and you expose them and they gang up on you more.

"Hey stop spreading rumours about me you childish imps" "Shut up,you sound like an idiot" "Oh what happened,did I hit some truth in there?" And so on...Philly Vortex.

by JoeNJ2 August 28, 2016

Poop Solo

v. When using a public restroom,attempting to conduct your business as discreetly as possible,when any 'white noise' stops and it's just down to you and your noise.

Poop solo- I'm sitting down and getting ready to go...oh great everyone will know it's me.

by JoeNJ2 December 23, 2010

paid interruptor

Any worker at a store that always seems to be a distraction to the cashier doing your transaction,thereby resulting in a hightened chance of transaction screwup.

I want 10 dollars gas...oops here comes the paid interruptor!

by JoeNJ2 July 11, 2011

philly

A city that's pretty much like a prison,being that there's nothin but tattooed freaks breathing down your neck everywhere you go.

philly is like a prison

by JoeNJ2 May 25, 2011

Philly Vacation

Lawn chairs on a crowded sidewalk.

A low budget Philly Vacation.

by JoeNJ2 September 4, 2011

grossevelt boulevard

A highway,otherwise knows as Roosevelt Blvd or Route 1,that runs through the Philadelphia area that is sometimes confusing and also seems to attract utterly disgusting drivers.

I've got to drive grossevelt boulevard tomorrow

by JoeNJ2 April 25, 2011