JoeNJ2's definitions

Urban Dicks

People on Urban Dictionary who reject good definitions yet approve stupid ones.

Buncha Urban Dicks on here.

by JoeNJ2 November 29, 2013

assholitis

An occasional,sometimes chronic sickness caused by an excessive daily overabundance of contact with assholes. Usually in the workplace,but can come from many sources including traffic and local surroundings.

I seem to have come down with a touch of assholitis today.

by JoeNJ2 January 11, 2012

Phantom Chat

On facebook,when someone deletes themselves from your page leaving one sided conversations like you're fucking talking to yourself.

I'd better delete my comments,asshole deleted themselves now it looks like I'm having a Phantom Chat.

by JoeNJ2 March 1, 2015

Larry Kinged

The process of old TV hosts getting booted simply because of their age. e.g. Jerry Lewis and eventually Regis Philbin.

Wow I can't believe Jerry Lewis got Larry Kinged this year.

by JoeNJ2 September 6, 2011

big kloppy shoes

Obnoxiously loud "notice me" footwear worn mostly by obnoxious women of northeast U.S.,possibly originated from DPs or European immigrants,usually worn on "special occasions". Similar to horse shoes.

I hear them marching up the street in their big kloppy shoes.

by JoeNJ2 April 28, 2011

magnet ass

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.

Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

noise day

Otherwise known as Memorial Day,but in Philly they love their obnoxious noise so it's a day for them to ring in scummer.

Well it's noise day again.

by JoeNJ2 October 25, 2011