JoeNJ2's definitions

Recrap

A recap of crappy things.

A New Years recap of the (crappy) year. Recrap.

by JoeNJ2 December 31, 2013

holidaliens

The masses of extra humanity thrust upon the earth around the holidays that jam up highways and parking lots etc yet are not seen the rest of the year.

A weeks worth of traffic jams instead of just the day before Thanksgiving...really? Must be the holidaliens.

by JoeNJ2 November 22, 2011

half tard

People who can become spastic at any random time making random noises or outbursts for no reason; Not clinically retarded but exemplifying similar traits; Not right in the head. Usually indigenous to the inner neighborhoods of Philadelphia.

Bunch of half tards around here.

by JoeNJ2 April 13, 2011

big kloppy shoes

Obnoxiously loud "notice me" footwear worn mostly by obnoxious women of northeast U.S.,possibly originated from DPs or European immigrants,usually worn on "special occasions". Similar to horse shoes.

I hear them marching up the street in their big kloppy shoes.

by JoeNJ2 April 28, 2011

noise day

Otherwise known as Memorial Day,but in Philly they love their obnoxious noise so it's a day for them to ring in scummer.

Well it's noise day again.

by JoeNJ2 October 25, 2011

magnet ass

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.

Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

PA Drivers

n. Drivers in the southeastern region of Pennsylvania,particularly in the suburbs of Philadelphia who are involved in numerous accidents daily due to their leadfootedness yet their slowheadedness.

"Another accident on Route 202"

PA Drivers

by JoeNJ2 April 18, 2011