JoeNJ2's definitions

assholaphobia

Not quite agoraphobia,the sense of discomfort of being surrounded by assholes.

I don't think I have agoraphobia as much as assholaphobia.

by JoeNJ2 August 27, 2012

Retro Fuck

Someone who should've been fucked a long time ago but still hasn't.

Oh man Retro Fuck that fucker.

by JoeNJ2 September 15, 2012

Dammit Moment

A moment by which you just realized you forgot something.

Dammit I forgot to use that coupon for a million dollars off! Dammit moment.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

Phildo

A generally dopey,jerkey character from the Philadelphia area.

Saw a couple of jerkey Phildoes walking down the street here

by JoeNJ2 November 21, 2010

Asshole Merge

n.The half lane placed randomly,usually after a stoplight and usually in New Jersey,which challenges the asshole potential of people who will attempt to use it to race in front of everyone else before the lane ends instead of just 'falling in line'.

I'm daring and think I have a pretty fast car,let me try and squeeze in front of these other vehicles. Asshole merge.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

Manbrella

Anything used by guys to shield oneself from the rain...bags,boxes,papers etc. Anything other than an actual umbrella.

I'm using this box as my Manbrella.

by JoeNJ2 September 7, 2011

Phillidiots

Any number of people that dwell in the Philadelphia,PA metro area.

Every time I go out around here I run into Phillidiots.

by JoeNJ2 December 20, 2010