Workolepsy

The phenomena whereby you could be falling asleep at your desk but as soon as you get home you're totally fine.

I was falling asleep at my desk but as soon as I left there I felt better,I must have workolepsy.

by JoeNJ2 January 05, 2011

philly

A city that's pretty much like a prison,being that there's nothin but tattooed freaks breathing down your neck everywhere you go.

philly is like a prison

by JoeNJ2 May 02, 2011

Dragon

A bro that occupies the whole weight section and mirror at a gym.

I went to the gym again but there was a dragon right in the area I had to go.

by JoeNJ2 January 24, 2021

professional shitters

The people at work who pretty much spend all day in the bathroom.

Man these bathrooms are always full! What are you people,professional shitters?

by JoeNJ2 February 26, 2011

Resident Shitter

n. Some fucker who's always in the bathroom stall no matter when you walk in,sometimes with phone also.

Seems like someone's always in here. Must be the Resident Shitter.

by JoeNJ2 January 04, 2014

Phildo

A generally dopey,jerkey character from the Philadelphia area.

Saw a couple of jerkey Phildoes walking down the street here

by JoeNJ2 November 18, 2010

Dammit Moment

A moment by which you just realized you forgot something.

Dammit I forgot to use that coupon for a million dollars off! Dammit moment.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010