Definitions by JoeNJ2

professional shitters

The people at work who pretty much spend all day in the bathroom.

Man these bathrooms are always full! What are you people,professional shitters?

professional shitters by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

magnet ass 

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.

Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?

magnet ass by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

guilt seat 

The seat you finally get on a crowded bus or restaurant waiting area,than a handicapped or old person comes in and you then feel obligated to give that seat up.

Guilt seat

guilt seat by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

Chatty Dork 

A dude at work who manages to fill an entire workday chatting people's ears off.

Doesn't that dude ever shut up? What a chatty dork.

Chatty Dork by JoeNJ2 January 21, 2011

Universal Bathroom Time 

10a.m. in most offices when everyone seems to head to the bathrooms filling up all the stalls etc.

What is this,Universal Bathroom Time?

Universal Bathroom Time by JoeNJ2 January 21, 2011

Street Whore 

A person who snaps their chewing gum excessively.

Could you stop snapping your gum...you sound like a street whore.

Street Whore by JoeNJ2 January 21, 2011

large dork 

Guys,more common in the Philly metro area,who work in offices and talk about things like video games all day yet dwarf most people in size.

What a dork that guy sounds like...oh that's him? What a large dork.

large dork by JoeNJ2 January 18, 2011