JoeNJ2's definitions

Chatty Dork

A dude at work who manages to fill an entire workday chatting people's ears off.

Doesn't that dude ever shut up? What a chatty dork.

by JoeNJ2 January 21, 2011

Holidayliens

I swear, sometimes it looks like a huge alien spacecraft landed somewhere and let off legions of people... the stores are packed, the roads are packed, even my street is packed. Where are all these people coming from??

I swear, sometimes it looks like a huge alien spacecraft landed somewhere and let off legions of people... the stores are packed, the roads are packed, even my street is packed. Where are all these people coming from?? Must be the holidayliens.

by JoeNJ2 December 22, 2020

Zombieville

Philadelphia,PA and it's soulless,cracked out mongoloids who mill about the streets.

Wow,the streets of northeast look like Zombieville.

by JoeNJ2 May 17, 2011

failadelphia

Philadelphia Pennsyltucky and it's people,schools,and teams who fail to stand up to any real tests.

In failadelphia they'd rather backtalk observers than actually work towards something called improvement.

by JoeNJ2 May 12, 2011

Fuck You Spot

When looking for a parking spot in a congested place such as a city,that illusionary spot that looks like it's open only to find that it's situated in front of a fire hydrant,valet,handicap spot etc.

Hey it looks like there might be a spot right here...aww fuck you there's a hydrant there - A fuck you spot.

by JoeNJ2 October 3, 2010

Partyvania

The state of Pennsylvania,where apparently partying and socializing take top priority over everything else...including education. Blissful ignorance.

We don't care about anything but FUN in Partyvania!

by JoeNJ2 May 6, 2011

Phillbilly

Synonym to hillbilly: A loud,fat,sometimes drug addict thin, stupid, inbred fuck who resides in the neighborhoods of Philadelphia Pennsylvania. Usually all family members will reside in nearby houses,i.e mom next door etc. Commonly identifiable by features such as buzzcuts,wife beaters,baggy shorts,tatts,any Eagles clothing, and large wastelines or sunken faces. If employed at all,most are in the construction or contractor industry. Often known to use the term 'yo' or 'yeew' as part of their communications. The men sometimes characterized by a loud bellowing tone,or slow,drug-induced,raspy smokers voice. Usually punctuate the end of most sentences by nonsensical joker-like guffaws.The women a shrill,gossipy,whiny tone. Most shop at their locally based Wawa market where a purchase of cigarettes are customary with each visit.

Phillbilly

by JoeNJ2 August 30, 2009