4-Way Stop

A not-so-bright invention in which 4 vehicles must come to a stop because they're apparently incapable of navigating a 2-way stop,usually ending up in a frustrating wait between all of the vehicles for someone to make the first move. Otherwise known as a moron-way stop.

What's with these moronic 4-Way Stop signs in PA? In NJ we're perfectly capable of navigating the regular 2-way stop.

by JoeNJ2 May 06, 2011

pre-guilt

The guilt your fucking wife tries laying the foundation for before you even do anything.

"If you're going to go fishing next weekend instead of going out with me then I guess I know where your priorities are then"...etc etc. pre-guilt

by JoeNJ2 November 20, 2011

commercial conspiracy

The phenomenon where no matter what channel you change to they ALL have commercials on at the same time!

200+ channels on cable and they ALL have commercials on at the same time?? commercial conspiracy

by JoeNJ2 September 28, 2011

Welfare Spree

Using one's EBT cards to do grocery shopping at convenience stores.

Here comes another pile of junk food...must be a Welfare Spree.

by JoeNJ2 October 27, 2015

Street Whore

A person who snaps their chewing gum excessively.

Could you stop snapping your gum...you sound like a street whore.

by JoeNJ2 January 21, 2011

ironic spot

The parking spot that opens up just after you've already parked far away and are walking back up.

Fuck you I already parked. Ironic spot.

by JoeNJ2 April 28, 2011

conversus interruptus

The point at which you're in an important part of a conversation that the waitress instictively interrupts.

I was in the middle of something...conversus interruptus

by JoeNJ2 April 24, 2011