Definitions by JoeNJ2

You Gotta Be Kidding Me 

A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.

A BANK that doesn't even accept $2 bills?? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

You Gotta Be Kidding Me by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011

tankruptcy

Refers to climbing gas prices ; inflation imbalance.

Earlier when I was filling up my gas tank, I believe I involuntarily filed for "tankruptcy". As my car's gas tank was filling up, I was simultaneously watching my checking account balance plummet until the tank was full, then my account was empty.

tankruptcy by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011

big kloppy shoes 

Obnoxiously loud "notice me" footwear worn mostly by obnoxious women of northeast U.S.,possibly originated from DPs or European immigrants,usually worn on "special occasions". Similar to horse shoes.

I hear them marching up the street in their big kloppy shoes.

big kloppy shoes by JoeNJ2 April 28, 2011

ironic spot 

The parking spot that opens up just after you've already parked far away and are walking back up.

Fuck you I already parked. Ironic spot.

ironic spot by JoeNJ2 April 28, 2011

leapfrog 

A fucking parking game that's played in space-challenged Philadelphia where one attempts to keep moving their car closer to their house as fuckers finally leave their parking spaces on that street.

Playing leapfrog to get my car back closer to the front of my own freaking house.

leapfrog by JoeNJ2 April 28, 2011

grossevelt boulevard 

A highway,otherwise knows as Roosevelt Blvd or Route 1,that runs through the Philadelphia area that is sometimes confusing and also seems to attract utterly disgusting drivers.

I've got to drive grossevelt boulevard tomorrow

grossevelt boulevard by JoeNJ2 April 25, 2011

conversus interruptus 

The point at which you're in an important part of a conversation that the waitress instictively interrupts.

I was in the middle of something...conversus interruptus

conversus interruptus by JoeNJ2 April 24, 2011