JoeNJ2's definitions

Manbrella

Anything used by guys to shield oneself from the rain...bags,boxes,papers etc. Anything other than an actual umbrella.

I'm using this box as my Manbrella.

by JoeNJ2 September 7, 2011

Asshole Merge

n.The half lane placed randomly,usually after a stoplight and usually in New Jersey,which challenges the asshole potential of people who will attempt to use it to race in front of everyone else before the lane ends instead of just 'falling in line'.

I'm daring and think I have a pretty fast car,let me try and squeeze in front of these other vehicles. Asshole merge.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

Zombieville

Philadelphia,PA and it's soulless,cracked out mongoloids who mill about the streets.

Wow,the streets of northeast look like Zombieville.

by JoeNJ2 May 17, 2011

assholitis

An occasional,sometimes chronic sickness caused by an excessive daily overabundance of contact with assholes. Usually in the workplace,but can come from many sources including traffic and local surroundings.

I seem to have come down with a touch of assholitis today.

by JoeNJ2 January 11, 2012

Friend Drop Syndrome

The negative sensation one encounters upon discovering their Facebook friend numbers dropping.

Another one? Friend Drop Syndrome.

by JoeNJ2 October 26, 2011

Dragon

A bro that occupies the whole weight section and mirror at a gym.

I went to the gym again but there was a dragon right in the area I had to go.

by JoeNJ2 January 24, 2021

philly sports fans

Anyone who goes to the games turn out to be stupid anyway and if they bombed the stadium during the games the IQ of Philly would probably go up.

Duuh me and Jasen went to the Phillies game...go Phillies,go Phlyers,go Iggles. philly sports fans.

by JoeNJ2 May 25, 2011