Joe Smith's definitions

Hawsepiper

A person of high rank who did not go to college.


From sailing days when officers who use to be deck hands were asked how they got there job they replied "I climbed up the hawsepipe" (hawsepipe: the pipe that an anchor rope passes through)

"How'd you get to be captain?"
"I'm a hawsepiper you P.O.S. college boy"

by Joe Smith September 17, 2004

Mary Jane Rottencrotch

The girl next door.

The little honey from your hometown who you first made it to 2nd base with.

From Full Metal Jacket
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

twinkle toes

An effeminate homosexual male; a fairy.

"Grow a pair of balls you twinkle toes cocksucker."

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

head bobber

An Indian (from India).

From the way they bob their heads from side to side when they mean to say yes.

(The Indian head bob is similiar to the american nod, except from side to side instead of up and down)

Why does that "Head Bobber" keep telling me yes, he understands when he has no clue what I am saying?

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

dansux

someone who sucks at life...really badly

that noob is a dansux

by Joe Smith March 26, 2005

The Wayne Cut

the haircut given to all asian males...instantly obtained after sleeping on the right side of ur face and constantly going to school without brushing it at all

Greg: Hey Jesse! Do you want to do something today?
Jesse: Nah I can't . ..I'm going to get the Wayne Cut tonite

by joe smith May 13, 2005

deloitte

Deloitte is a form of slavery, however there are invisible chains that restrain people. The people who realize their destructive plight are usually the ones to quit or die, by that time it's too late. They are usually physically, mentally or emotionally scarred. Alcohol soon becomes a loving companion.

Joe works at Deloitte for 115 hours a day and although he has a family at home, he choses to go to the bar after work in order to forget the preceeding episode of ill treatment.

by Joe Smith May 13, 2005