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Canada

One of America's best allies. There is no reason for Americans to bash Canada or Canadians to bash America. God bless Canada and God bless America. May the two wonderful nations live together in harmony.
America: I love you, Canada!!
Canada: I love you too, America!!
by Joe Smith December 4, 2003
mugGet the Canadamug.

vagina envy

When a man envies a woman because she has a vagina and he does not. Similar to penis envy.
Man, I have some serious vagina envy.
by Joe Smith December 3, 2003
mugGet the vagina envymug.

Lupah

Boy that lupah can sure get it on!
by joe smith December 11, 2003
mugGet the Lupahmug.

taper

n. v. Someone who, often clandestinely will use microphone(s) on clothing, rigs etc. to record and disseminate live concerts, attractions
"Hey, my taper friends got the latest Harper show, do you want the shin?"
by Joe Smith March 9, 2003
mugGet the tapermug.

head bobber

An Indian (from India).

From the way they bob their heads from side to side when they mean to say yes.

(The Indian head bob is similiar to the american nod, except from side to side instead of up and down)
Why does that "Head Bobber" keep telling me yes, he understands when he has no clue what I am saying?
by Joe Smith September 24, 2004
mugGet the head bobbermug.

incharge

A person of jewish decent who enjoys sucking the balls of little boys named Jeremy or Lance.
I heard that Max kid is incharge.
by Joe Smith January 28, 2004
mugGet the inchargemug.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch

The girl next door.

The little honey from your hometown who you first made it to 2nd base with.
From Full Metal Jacket
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"
by Joe Smith September 24, 2004
mugGet the Mary Jane Rottencrotchmug.

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