Joe Smith's definitions

hodge

a crazy growth in the groinal area first seen by colonal jaspal in the korean war

i have this crazy hodge growing on my balls

by joe smith February 10, 2004

magic underwear

Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots

Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.

by Joe Smith January 14, 2005

Taco Salad

The act of using salad dressing (or any oil based food) as lube for anal sex.

Ardis couldnt find any lube, so she grabbed some ranch dressing, and Jeff gave her a Taco Salad.

by Joe Smith April 15, 2005

imported cars

weed eater can muffler 13.50's? huge ass aluminum wing 2.5 litter isn't that the size of a soft drink not a motor.
RICE ITS WHATS FOR DINNER.

2 fast 2 furious

by JOE SMITH November 20, 2003

vagina envy

When a man envies a woman because she has a vagina and he does not. Similar to penis envy.

Man, I have some serious vagina envy.

by Joe Smith December 3, 2003

Lupah

A she wolf in heat during the mating season.

Boy that lupah can sure get it on!

by joe smith December 11, 2003

Hawsepiper

A person of high rank who did not go to college.


From sailing days when officers who use to be deck hands were asked how they got there job they replied "I climbed up the hawsepipe" (hawsepipe: the pipe that an anchor rope passes through)

"How'd you get to be captain?"
"I'm a hawsepiper you P.O.S. college boy"

by Joe Smith September 17, 2004